Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.

Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.

Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest
are gone......


true or false?

Yup, Coffee!

I resemble that.

they can't spell either huh?

An Ode To tessa68

Women are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They talk the crap out of you.

Women are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the stronger they smell.

Women are like. . .Vacations. . .
Just have a good time and leave.

Women are like. . .Weather. . .
one minute cold one minute warm make your darn mind .

Women are like. . .Blenders. . .
talk about the subject so much liquidizes the brain.

Women are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
long enough in your hands they melt and are sticky

Women are like. . .Coffee. . .
their taste lingers on good or bad

Women are like. . .Commercials. . .
they interrupt when something more interesting is going on

Women are like. . .Department Stores. . .
You end up getting what you don't want

Women are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
By the time they mature they get rated as junk

Women are like. . .Mascara. . .
always trying to create an illusion

Women are like. . .Popcorn. . .
You think you get a lot but there is no substance

Women are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
They come they go and leave devastation

Women are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
They start down below and slowly progress to your top. NICE

Women are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
so many have been in and out of there before you get there

Women and men lol to be honest you find good ones and bad ones but when you find a good one hold onto her/him because a bad one will just be round the corner....my head aches now lol. Anna x

lol