It was a Sunday morning about 10am and like every Sunday before, the same 4 life long friends were playing a round of golf at the country club. They had known each other for years but the youngest of the group was feeling a little courious on this particular Sunday.
"Bill I have a question for you. We have played at least 200 rounds of golf together and after the game is over,
everyone always takes a shower, but none of us have ever seen you take a shower. What's up with that?"
Bill looked at his golfing buddies and said, "Since we are the only guys in here right now, I will answer your question. First of all, you all know that I never married. Well I am a HERMAPHRODITE and that means that I have both male and female equipment. But in a couple of weeks I will have a sex reassignment operation and I will be all male!"
The oldest of the group George replied, "Hell no. Tell them to cut off your testicles instead. Then you can play from the ladies' tees."