a city boy and a country boy worked together.
the city boy hearing the hunting stories told by the country boy, ask
one day if he could joinn him on a hunting trip.
the country by always ready to enlighten a new pwerson to the joys of
bonding with nature said sure.
so, he took him deer hunting, placed him in a deer stand and told him
all he had to do was wait quietly until a deer showed up and shoot.
the city boy all full of him self said cool no problem. then the country
boy went off to his own position.
after about thirty or so minutes the country boy see a deer, and pull up
to shoot. not wanting to take away the kill from the city boy he waits,
and wait and waits, finally he says screw it im gonna take the shot.
just as he gets ready to pull the trigger he hears a blood curdling
scream from the city boy. and the deer runs away.
afraid for his friend the country boy leaves his spot and runs as
quickly as he can.
hey what the hell man? are you okay?
the city boy is pale as a ghost and seemingly out of breath he tell the
country boy.
you said be quiet so i didnt say anything when the bird landed on my
head, didnt say anythig when the snake crawled over my foot, but dammit
when the squirrel came back for my second nut i had to do something!

That was damn Funny