I'm Canadian we sang the " my mother punched your mother right in the nose " song to

here's one for memory lane



Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell (ding ding);
Miss Susie went to heaven and the steamboat went to
Hello, Operator, please give me number 9,
And if you disconnect me I'll chop off your
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it and it broke her little
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park;
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
Darker than the underwear my mama puts on ME.
My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong,
My sister is the stupid one who made me sing this SONG!
Hello, Operator, please give me number 10,
And if you disconnect me, I'll sing this song again!

Wow! That's a lot of skippin' th' rope.
Good one!

For me, most of ya'll are still young girls.

I honestly cant remember the ryhmes. Maybe because I kept going out and they never did finish the songs!!

I would rather play baseball anyways.......

And you wonder why we thought girls were yucky.

***Hand Clapping Rhyme***

"Ms. Mary Mack, Mack, Mack,
All Dressed in Black, Black, Black,
With 24 Buttons, Buttons, Buttons,
All Down her Back, Back, Back,
She Jumped So High, High, High,
She Touched the Sky, Sky, Sky,
She Never Came Back, Back, Back,
'Till the 4th of July, ly, ly"

Not Last Night but the night before.
Twenty-four robbers came knocking at my door
They called me out for the world to see
And this is what they said to me
'Spanish dancer turn around
Spanish dancer touch the ground
Spanish dancer do the kicks
Spanish dancer do the splits