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You have one of those days where you are sitting there bored out of your skull, when suddenly
 you ask yourself......... "Why does some poop float?" I am not going to answer your "silly" questions but post them anyway. 
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Poop floats cuz there's a fart trapped in there...
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it's the corn!
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It's actually a "healthy" poop when it floats...so I have heard.
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Poop floats cuz there's a fart trapped in there... Not quite a fart.........
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First a thread about farts and now this. What is happening to this place.................
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First a thread about farts and now this. What is happening to this place................. it's really going down the toilet... 
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First a thread about farts and now this. What is happening to this place................. juvenile delinquence has taken over. |
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Kinda pisses me off too
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First a thread about farts and now this. What is happening to this place................. it's really going down the toilet... Can't beat a bit of toilet humour.
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Edited by
trublu4u
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Fri 09/18/09 12:52 PM
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You have one of those days where you are sitting there bored out of your skull, when suddenly you ask yourself......... "Why does some poop float?" I am not going to answer your "silly" questions but post them anyway. You must have been watching "Dr. Oz"...a health show which deals with such weighty matters (couldn't resist the pun!) My guess is that if a person isn't drinking enough water, constipation will set in, making the poop more compact, heavy, and stubborn in coming out. Therefore, it will sink. Otherwise, if a person is properly hydrated, the poop will float, because it hasn't been so compacted. Vegetables and fruits will probably float if not chewed well. Meat will probably sink. There will be little or no bouancy in any food if not completely masticated. Poop is no laughing matter. It is a very convenient little package which displays exactly the state of our health, mind, and diet. The smell is a strong indicator, as well (Ew...another pun!). Remember the scene in "The Last Emperor", where the young emperors' poop was examined and smelled of by those whom I assumed were his personal physicians? The Chinese have always demonstrated their innovative approaches to such concerns as health...a very intelligent people. |
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First a thread about farts and now this. What is happening to this place................. it's really going down the toilet... 
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You have one of those days where you are sitting there bored out of your skull, when suddenly you ask yourself......... "Why does some poop float?" I am not going to answer your "silly" questions but post them anyway. You must have been watching "Dr. Oz"...a health show which deals with such weighty matters (couldn't resist the pun!) My guess is that if a person isn't drinking enough water, constipation will set in, making the poop more compact, heavy, and stubborn in coming out. Therefore, it will sink. Otherwise, if a person is properly hydrated, the poop will float, because it hasn't been so compacted. Poop is no laughing matter. It is a very convenient little package which displays exactly the state of our health, mind, and diet. The smell is a strong indicator, as well (Ew...another pun!). Remember the scene in "The Last Emperor", where the young emperors' poop was examined and smelled of by those whom I assumed were his personal physicians? The Chinese have always demonstrated their innovative approaches to such concerns as health...a very intelligent people. I guess that is where the phrase " take a healthy chit " came from.....
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You have one of those days where you are sitting there bored out of your skull, when suddenly you ask yourself......... "Why does some poop float?" I am not going to answer your "silly" questions but post them anyway. You must have been watching "Dr. Oz"...a health show which deals with such weighty matters (couldn't resist the pun!) My guess is that if a person isn't drinking enough water, constipation will set in, making the poop more compact, heavy, and stubborn in coming out. Therefore, it will sink. Otherwise, if a person is properly hydrated, the poop will float, because it hasn't been so compacted. Poop is no laughing matter. It is a very convenient little package which displays exactly the state of our health, mind, and diet. The smell is a strong indicator, as well (Ew...another pun!). Remember the scene in "The Last Emperor", where the young emperors' poop was examined and smelled of by those whom I assumed were his personal physicians? The Chinese have always demonstrated their innovative approaches to such concerns as health...a very intelligent people. I recently watched a video on this subject, (for a biology project) hence the question. Surprising how many people do not know facts about their bodies and how it works. |
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If it sinks, it means you may have cancer.
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If it sinks, it means you may have cancer.  
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if it floats it's a witch
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if it floats it's a witch OMG! 
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You have one of those days where you are sitting there bored out of your skull, when suddenly you ask yourself......... "Why does some poop float?" I am not going to answer your "silly" questions but post them anyway. You must have been watching "Dr. Oz"...a health show which deals with such weighty matters (couldn't resist the pun!) My guess is that if a person isn't drinking enough water, constipation will set in, making the poop more compact, heavy, and stubborn in coming out. Therefore, it will sink. Otherwise, if a person is properly hydrated, the poop will float, because it hasn't been so compacted. Poop is no laughing matter. It is a very convenient little package which displays exactly the state of our health, mind, and diet. The smell is a strong indicator, as well (Ew...another pun!). Remember the scene in "The Last Emperor", where the young emperors' poop was examined and smelled of by those whom I assumed were his personal physicians? The Chinese have always demonstrated their innovative approaches to such concerns as health...a very intelligent people. I recently watched a video on this subject, (for a biology project) hence the question. Surprising how many people do not know facts about their bodies and how it works. Does this mean I win a prize???  Yes? Whatever could it be? A new car? Cash? Golf clubs? Or does no one give a sh**?  |
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if it floats it's a witch HELPPPPPPPPPPP !!!!
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