Last winter I was walking down a ramp at work.I slid on some ice.I did
the Charlie Brown flip and landed in the mud.There was about nine
coworkers that seen it and were laughing there ass off.

one day i wa sriding my bike to work and i stopped to talk witha friend
for asecond then all ofa sudden a guy who was running form the cops
stole my bike wheni was right next to it and my friend ha s it on tape
lol

I had a good friend give me a surprise birthday party at work, while I
worked in the prison system, probably 40 or so coworkers there, and she
nailed me with a styrofoam cake, in a 13 x 9 pan, all frosted and
decorated nicely. I started to cut it, "crunch" and I am thinking okay,
is this a gag or did she maybe burn it some, so keep cutting, not sure
what to think, finally pull the knife back and the "cake" comes out of
the pan with it. It was embarassing but good embarassing. She was a
great friend. I lost her a couple of years later to breast cancer, will
never forget her or her trick.

I made my uncle a b-day cake shaped like a tombstone with black icing. I
never read the small print on the food coloring. All of us are eating
the cake and I suddenly realize everyone has black teeth.It was gag food
coloring, all 20 of us had to walk around with black teeth for 2
days.

too many

I was about 14 and my 14 year old boyfriend and his parents came to our
house for dinner. We had meat loaf. After dinner I was helping to
clear off the dining room table. I was carrying the platter with the
remaining meatloaf to the kitchen and as i rounded the corner, the
meatloaf slid off the plate and went under the buffet. I just looked at
it. The boy's mom said "It's OK, just pick it up -- that stuff happens
to me all the time." She was such a nice lady!

DUNNO KENNY THEY ARE DAILY EVENTS FOR ME

Daily? whewwwwwwwwww glad I'm not the only one...

Having a little girl come up to me saying DADDY ! I was out on a date. I
have no kids! Got dumped on that one too!

Your not along tulip.Me to.

Walking through a mall with my daughter who was in her late teens at the
time --- she thinks it is funny to "let one rip" and then says "MOM"
really loud.

Then she would crack up into hysterics. She would do this whenever she
thought she could get away with it.

um i fell out of a tree one time

it was a bonsi