Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate.

I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the
car & opened the trunk.

Taking out two cardboard men, I unfolded them & stood them at the rear of
my car, facing the oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't
believe it. They are in trench coats, exposing naked bodies to the
approaching drivers.

Cars started slowing to see my cardboard men, making it safer for me to
work at the side of the road.

Of course traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns &
waving like crazy, so it wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up
behind and walked toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here?" he
asked.

"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.

"Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"

I couldn't believe he didn't know. So I told him.

"Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"

Lmao! That's a great joke man.