Topic: Psych evaluations....
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Tue 09/15/09 01:30 AM
I had a friend....(and I am now using the term loosely :wink: laugh ) who is a clinical psychologist, do a psych eval and assessment on me...



I'm NEVER speaking to him again.:angry:


He suggested I had skewed cognitive thinking caused by extreme trauma culminating in PTSD, and as a consequence had developed a dissociative disorder!


After I picked myself up off the floor....mopped up the puddle from peeing myself laughing, I took his drink away from him, and skitched my dog on him.


He is now banned from EVER telling me what he really thinks.grumble grumble grumble


Don't ever ask a mental health worker if you are mental...laugh laugh laugh



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Tue 09/15/09 01:32 AM
Friends are the best!

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Tue 09/15/09 01:33 AM
i once dated a psych major who used to always try and compare me and my life history to whatever he was learning that week...needless to say that relationship didn't last too long.

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Tue 09/15/09 01:34 AM
When I worked as a psychiatric nurse we used to read out loud the questions on the evaluations and then answer back and forth it was crazy and soooooooooo funny.

laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/15/09 01:35 AM
If someone thinks I'm crazy, I take it as a compliment. Normal is boring.

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Tue 09/15/09 01:36 AM

When I worked as a psychiatric nurse we used to read out loud the questions on the evaluations and then answer back and forth it was crazy and soooooooooo funny.

laugh laugh laugh laugh


It is!!!!


And he is still a good friend...I just dont want to know what he really thinks...

and his idea of extreme trauma is so far removed from mine I am dissociatively disordering an ugly pizza next time he comes over to jam...:wink: laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/15/09 01:44 AM


When I worked as a psychiatric nurse we used to read out loud the questions on the evaluations and then answer back and forth it was crazy and soooooooooo funny.

laugh laugh laugh laugh


It is!!!!


And he is still a good friend...I just dont want to know what he really thinks...

and his idea of extreme trauma is so far removed from mine I am dissociatively disordering an ugly pizza next time he comes over to jam...:wink: laugh laugh laugh


It is pretty standard knowledge that people that go into psych have their own unresolved issues.I should clarify that this is standard knowledge among psych professionals and most freely admit this.
I no longer work in psych, I moved on to medical nursing.
I would take all this with a grain of salt. Turn the tables and eval him.
Everyone has issues it is part of life.

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Tue 09/15/09 01:47 AM

If someone thinks I'm crazy, I take it as a compliment. Normal is boring.


Agree, normal is boring. A little crazy in a good way is what I look for in people.:smile:

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Tue 09/15/09 10:49 AM
Physician heal thyself!

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Tue 09/15/09 11:00 AM
If you work with enough crazies........you become CRAZY!!!surprised scared shocked

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Tue 09/15/09 11:30 AM
http://mingle2.com/topic/show/245814
shocked rofl

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Tue 09/15/09 02:33 PM


noway laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/15/09 02:47 PM
We all have issues, no matter how normal we think we are. That is part of the disorder, not knowing you have it....lol

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Tue 09/15/09 02:50 PM

I had a friend....(and I am now using the term loosely :wink: laugh ) who is a clinical psychologist, do a psych eval and assessment on me...



I'm NEVER speaking to him again.:angry:


He suggested I had skewed cognitive thinking caused by extreme trauma culminating in PTSD, and as a consequence had developed a dissociative disorder!


After I picked myself up off the floor....mopped up the puddle from peeing myself laughing, I took his drink away from him, and skitched my dog on him.


He is now banned from EVER telling me what he really thinks.grumble grumble grumble


Don't ever ask a mental health worker if you are mental...laugh laugh laugh



Never take your tools of your trade to a friend's house when you go for a social visit......... He deserved to be nipped by your bluey!! laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 09/15/09 02:56 PM

I had a friend....(and I am now using the term loosely :wink: laugh ) who is a clinical psychologist, do a psych eval and assessment on me...



I'm NEVER speaking to him again.:angry:


He suggested I had skewed cognitive thinking caused by extreme trauma culminating in PTSD, and as a consequence had developed a dissociative disorder!


After I picked myself up off the floor....mopped up the puddle from peeing myself laughing, I took his drink away from him, and skitched my dog on him.


He is now banned from EVER telling me what he really thinks.grumble grumble grumble


Don't ever ask a mental health worker if you are mental...laugh laugh laugh





Psych evaluations are fun, they show you pictures and you respond like this: Bunny, rainbow...massive puddle of blood...pillow, comfort...

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Tue 09/15/09 03:12 PM



Never take your tools of your trade to a friend's house when you go for a social visit......... He deserved to be nipped by your bluey!! laugh laugh laugh


Ahhhh Bonny....I asked him...threw down the gauntlet....it was an academic type conversation...that rolled into that...and not always is a Roushach inkblots used...well not here in Australia...we have the question and answer variety...

the fact that he knows my history didn't help....he had the 'inside info'....

it was funny....a little uncomfortable, but extremely hilarious....

and the pregnant pause at the end of his summation was priceless!

Everyone in the room just went ''''hhhheeeeeeeeppppp!!!'''' they breathed in, but didnt breath back out, till I cracked up laughing!


And well yes, he did deserve being skitched by Shae...pitchfork pitchfork