Hey,

Did I ask you a question????

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

NOw what was I saying before I was so rudely interupted???LOL.

Oh yeah....

the yellow snow!!!

Dont eat it!!!

If your hungry I have something you can eat.

Anywho.......

Im so glad that I have such strong fingers from playing the guitar, so that I can just write....

and write, and write, and write, and...........

Hey....

Its joke break!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he was safety pinned to the punk rocker!

Hahhhahhahhashhahhhahhhah

That was so funny....you rock girl!!!

We love your humor...

do you have more jokes Roberta?

This one is longer ok

but thats no problem right?

Theres a man and he wants to be a pig farmer..
so he goes and gets a bunch of pigs.
He notices that the female pigs are not getting pregnant
so he calls the vet.
The vet examines the pigs and tells the farmer that is male pigs are steril and he will have to have his female pigs artificially inseminated.

He tells him he will know when they get pregnant, because they will lye down.

The farmer is not real smart, and doesnt know what that means. but doesnt want to seem dumb....
so he figures it must mean that he had to do the pigs himself.

So he goes out and puts all of the female pigs into the back of his truck and goes out into the woods so his wife wont see,and does them all.He goes to bed and wakes up and looks and none of the pigs are lying down...

So he says.."Darm, it didnt take, I gotts to do this again".

So he puts them all back into the back of his truck, and does them all again.

Now he is very tired.

He wakes up and asks his wife, "honey please look out and tell me if any of those female pigs are lying down".

And she replies, " No..in fact thay are all in the back of the truck, and one of them is blowing the horn....LOL>

Ill be right back I gotta pee.

I think this thread should have been titled... "all about luv2roknroll"