post in the forums!

don't drink too much though...and keep it polite and friendly
it's ok to take your shirt off once in a while but you gotta keep your
pants on.

you can be suggestive but not vulgar. toss in a few big words once
in a while. don't get too hung up on capitalization.

except for Bismarck. they like it when you know Bismarck i've heard.
it appears to be a good capitol and some of them really like it if
you put the "c" in it....

well are you posting a whole lot?and just because you send somebody a message doesn't mean they have to write you back and you profile could use more work

hhhmm you are as wise as they say

Your profile states you like outdoor activities (there is much emphasis on this) you also state "I work a steady job and have all the toys i want." (BTW, having a steady job is a good thing) For me, reading your profile conjured up the image of a 22 year old glued to a video monitor playing on his X-Box (and playing with various remote controlled paraphernalia).

Once he has had his fill of X-Box, he pays whatever is left of his time to (a)His dogs (b) Evening fishing (c)"lots of quading"........... Can you see where I am going with this?

A little word from an older woman, some ladies of 20 something enjoy the finer things in life, like reading, going to the theatre, movies (you mentioned this, a good starting point) have good grammar ( I noticed you said "I" in lower case) and started your sentence in lower case.Take a look at the profile of the women you are emailing,do they state they like outdoor activities?

Attention to detail can be paramount when trying to impress a young lady............... You will remember this one in later years when she has had a new hair style and stands between you and your video monitor (hooked up to X-Box) and YOU did not notice that she has had her hair done and commented. Be warned.!

I wish you all the best in your quest.

Your adorable...just wait patiently for the right one...

Thank you booniemiss your has been the most helpful but just to straighten things up i dont play video games at all. But thank you

i like how all these ladies are saying "wait for the right one" and giving advice, saying your handsome

shame more that respond to this aren't like the ones that msg me.
truth and brutal honesty ;)

(sry ur fugly) (sry .... i'd rather jump off a bridge)

til i finally said f~~~ it and decided to just comment nice things to random ppl.

since.. i only want friendships anyways
but it seems to even get a friend on this site costs an arm, leg and left testie

LOL...its true. No one is going to talk to someone who comes off as a downer. Try starting a post about something you're into and correspond with whomever posts.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! Sorry. Just found this all funny I guess. Bwa ha ha ha!!! Whoops! Can't help it. Giggle. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Pardon.

You said "testie"!

Lying works.....OOOPPPPSSS. Did I say that out loud?????

Listen my friend!!--Only email to women over 75--They all-ways email back!!Trust me on this one!!

You're too sexy for them.

Welllllllllll could it be that piece of poo on the bottom of your shoe????

Ok SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT!!!

I cant stop staring at it.......

Wow - the younger women must be stupid not to reply - you're hot - lol. If I was only 30 years younger.....

Make sure you keep it light when you write - I find taking something they write in their profile and being silly about it helps me get responds. I never respond to the ones who you can tell haven't read my profile. Good luck.....

You are an attractive guy, your blurb is cool, seems like you are pretty fun to be around.
It may be the inital e-mail that you send out.
You have to make it clever.
"Hows it going?" or " Wow, you are hot" is not gonna cut it.
I'm sure most of the ladies on here know exactly what I am talking about.
Not to toot my own horn here, but I get around 50 new intial e-mails a day.
The ones that just have a simple oneliner are prolly going to get ignored. (unless I am very very bored..i may respond with a onliner..but thats the end of it)
So say something to spark the girls interest. I mean I have responded to guys with NO PICS cuz of the originality of their first e-mail, and ignored sexy guys that had tons of pics, but just a oneliner.

Just put some effort into the first e-mail...(no poems and biograpies tho....cuz those e-mails are just creeeepy..lol)

I didn't even see that...hold on, lemme get my glasses..


ohh wow!

Poop on your shoes........

Priceless!!!!!