Dear Diary....

I need a shower to wash off the stink of really yukky horrible people.....blech!!!!


Sometimes these forums leave me feeling ill...

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.


The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he will."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, "You're on!"


Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."


Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

my hinney is dragging tonight !

mleh , I'z tired an bored

ya, me too...so, what new with you {{{purple}}}

k, im out...and a good night folk's.....

Dear diary, blah blah.

Dear diary.....If I told you I was naked would you hold it against me????

Dear diary........Ummmmmmmmmmmm has anyone realized yet that you dont get dates on Mingle2??????

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BAD DAY ALERT!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Did somebody pee on your cat chow????

Dear diary......I have sour cream and onion chips and YOU DONT!!!

Oh no! Its worse than that! Its so bad that I need to list it!

1. Had consoling today, and the dr. thought I was pretty screwed up (more than normal) so she gave me a higher dose of meds, which is ok, but I hate it when I have to go somewhere and have to right down all the drugs I'm taking. They stare at the medication and then the dosage, and then look at me like I'm going to rip their heads off.

2. Had one co worker late and another co worker who didn't show up entirely. Only I didn't know he was not there until halfway thru the work load. So I had to go back and catch up on that work in a matter of hours ( I did an 8 hour job in less than 3 hours).

3. I let my one co worker into the terminal area without her scanning her badge, which resulted in both of our badges being taken away, which means I can't go into the terminals to clean. The airport police called the boss of the boss I get orders from and he had to come out and lecture us. That boss is scary. He could be a line backer in the NFL.

4. While waiting for the boss to show up I was scared sh*tless because I thought I was going to be fired. And all the while my co worker keeps telling me to act like a man, because I'm acting like a boy who cries (even tho I was not saying anything to anyone!)

5. After the big lecture I go out to talk to my friends and stupid coworker comes out and calls me a crying boy in front of them all and that embarrasses the hell out of me so I stormed off. Then coworker gets mad at me because she says I'm acting stupid!

Ok what kind of meds are you on????

Are you bipolar?

Maybe the look on your face, made them think you were scared.

When someone tries to embarrass you.......have a better come back like......."You wanna do what to me for $50????"

or say something like DONT TOUCH ME LIKE THAT !!!


don't let azzheads get to ya Cloudy

An anti-depressent called Effexor XR. I'm taking 185ml a day now, whereas I used to take 150.