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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 12:01 PM
Dear diary.....I havent farted since 1947!! ...bullsheet. You got tired of me sitting at the picnic table in the morning airing out. Remember? You gave me a funny look, stood up, and blasted that big loud fart. And the neighbors stood up and gave you a standing ovation!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 12:01 PM
Dear diary............2960 people have viewed our conversation on poo!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 09/15/09 12:02 PM
Well I gotta go. More colon squeezings later.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 12:02 PM
Dear diary.....I havent farted since 1947!! ...bullsheet. You got tired of me sitting at the picnic table in the morning airing out. Remember? You gave me a funny look, stood up, and blasted that big loud fart. And the neighbors stood up and gave you a standing ovation! LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 12:02 PM
Well I gotta go. More colon squeezings later. later........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 12:07 PM
I guess I should get ready for work...........but I donnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt wanna!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/15/09 12:10 PM
holy asthma catman a my daughters friends step dad came an took a look at my sons truck ( he agrees with me the thing is junk an will prolly never be road worthy ) but ugh had an asthma attack standin there talkin to him those inhalers really work though

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 12:11 PM
My ear and head were screwed up last night...I had to wake up in the middle of the night to take a sinus pill.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/15/09 12:11 PM
that is once I find my purse and fight the side pocket zipper to get at it an THEN I had a hard time getting the lid thingy to open !! omg they should make those easier to open

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 12:13 PM
something is in the air.........

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 12:14 PM
oh god I should check face book and see if their is any incriminating evidence of me on there!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 09/15/09 12:15 PM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/15/09 12:15 PM
the air is real dry today to , it's not usually this dry here

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/15/09 11:10 PM
that spider is still in here

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/15/09 11:15 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/15/09 11:21 PM
and chocolate milk and I'm going to consume ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the goodies before you get here

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 09/15/09 11:25 PM
and then....... I'm going to........ crawl under that table over there --->>> and fall asleep

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:37 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 09/15/09 11:39 PM
Dear diary......Ive received 178798789237892178921 emails saying how much they like this picture.......its just CRAZY TOWN!!

Jess642 Joined Sat 03/31/07 Posts: 22732	Tue 09/15/09 11:39 PM
I made beetroot sandwiches.....just for you....