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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
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Sun 09/13/09 12:12 PM
purple.......did you see the 1 % indian video yet??????

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Sun 09/13/09 12:14 PM
After the last 2 weekends though diary I was fairly angry at a few freinds for stupid crap. First is larry- one of my riding buddies. 3 times this summer he has set up a ride and told me I better be there. I was. And he never showed or called. One was to a concert and cost me a few dollars. So he called thursday and once again set some plans up for saturday afternoon ride. I told him I will be there.....and never showed.

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Sun 09/13/09 12:16 PM

After the last 2 weekends though diary I was fairly angry at a few freinds for stupid crap. First is larry- one of my riding buddies. 3 times this summer he has set up a ride and told me I better be there. I was. And he never showed or called. One was to a concert and cost me a few dollars. So he called thursday and once again set some plans up for saturday afternoon ride. I told him I will be there.....and never showed.
Good for you!!!drinker I wonder if he finally showed???laugh I bet he didnt.....

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Sun 09/13/09 12:18 PM
Dear diary.....have you ever had a rocky mountain bear fukc????surprised rofl drinks

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Sun 09/13/09 12:21 PM

purple.......did you see the 1 % indian video yet??????


not yet I'll flip it on when lunch is ready


is lunch ready ?? ugh laugh ohwell stupid flu I don wanna have to do stufffffff frustrated ohwell I wanna lie dowwwn ohwell

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Sun 09/13/09 12:23 PM
I havent even eaten breakfast yet.......ughhhhhhhhhh do I have to get dressed>>>???????


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Sun 09/13/09 12:26 PM
I hate feeling guilty because of my friend.....it just pizzzzzzzzzzes me off.

I hate going out with someone because they make me feel guilty.grumble grumble grumble

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Sun 09/13/09 12:27 PM
Just because I say no once in awhile.......geeeeeeeeez and I get this "miffed" attitude out of her.......grumble grumble grumble

Makes me not want to even go out with her....grumble

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Sun 09/13/09 12:28 PM
Next up is crazy brian who has become quite a whiner lately. First he whined for months about this big jungle jim car rotisserie he wanted to build to restore cars. Tired of his whining I threw my engineering and physics degree and 2 year welding degree to use and drew the blueprints on the trunk of his car, and then grabbed his MIG welder and in 4 hours- the 20 foot rotisserie was built and done correctly. He was whining about his smashed harley and in one phone call I got brian to trade his wrecked harley for a winnebago motorhome, kawasaki 220 dirtbike, and big new vtwin power generator. He basically got 10 grand worth of stuff for his harley which is worth 900 bucks in the shape its in. And then the pickup truck I bought and then sold to crazy brian- I helped him sell it to another guy at profit. For all this excrutiating whining I told brian "Your lawn is waist high! Mow your yard dumbass! I can't camp out in a tent in your yard this weekend in that crap! Mow your ****ing lawn"! Which he did. 83 degrees and humid outside. He was all sweaty and covered in grass. And......I didn't show up to camp. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

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Sun 09/13/09 12:30 PM


After the last 2 weekends though diary I was fairly angry at a few freinds for stupid crap. First is larry- one of my riding buddies. 3 times this summer he has set up a ride and told me I better be there. I was. And he never showed or called. One was to a concert and cost me a few dollars. So he called thursday and once again set some plans up for saturday afternoon ride. I told him I will be there.....and never showed.
Good for you!!!drinker I wonder if he finally showed???laugh I bet he didnt.....
....no. He showed. And walked around all day asking everyone "Hey! Have you all seen kyle"?

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Sun 09/13/09 12:30 PM

Next up is crazy brian who has become quite a whiner lately. First he whined for months about this big jungle jim car rotisserie he wanted to build to restore cars. Tired of his whining I threw my engineering and physics degree and 2 year welding degree to use and drew the blueprints on the trunk of his car, and then grabbed his MIG welder and in 4 hours- the 20 foot rotisserie was built and done correctly. He was whining about his smashed harley and in one phone call I got brian to trade his wrecked harley for a winnebago motorhome, kawasaki 220 dirtbike, and big new vtwin power generator. He basically got 10 grand worth of stuff for his harley which is worth 900 bucks in the shape its in. And then the pickup truck I bought and then sold to crazy brian- I helped him sell it to another guy at profit. For all this excrutiating whining I told brian "Your lawn is waist high! Mow your yard dumbass! I can't camp out in a tent in your yard this weekend in that crap! Mow your ****ing lawn"! Which he did. 83 degrees and humid outside. He was all sweaty and covered in grass. And......I didn't show up to camp. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
why didnt you show up???

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Sun 09/13/09 12:34 PM
I like to go out with friends because I want to not because I feel guilty.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd women and their Miffism!!!!

I hate miffers!!!explode grumble

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Sun 09/13/09 12:47 PM
Ohhhhhhhhh this is the part where I get all hot........



the face sweats!!!scared scared scared

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did I have that rocky mountain butt fukc and that blow job???slaphead drinks and and andddddddddd.......those fire balllllllllz and that wine and wine coolers???

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Sun 09/13/09 12:47 PM
<-----practicing for california and vegas!!!drinks :banana:

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Sun 09/13/09 12:50 PM
Next up is an aggrivating ex girlfreind who shall remain nameless- well let's call her "insane". She started calling me and I ignored her calls. By the end of the week she was sending me offensive hate filled emails and texts. I called her and said "Leave me alone or else. I'm done with your psycho games. Over the last 6 months you've been just rotten, mean, and evil to me. Everyone I know has seen this and says you are clinically insane and dangerous. You call with the most insane declarations and overtly contradict yourself 2 days later. You call me and tell me I'm nothing but a sex toy to you. Then you call 2 days later and tell me I'm your boyfreind. Then 2 days later call me and tell me I'm your boyfreind but its an open relationship. Then call me 2 days later and tell me I'm not your boyfreind. Then you call me 2 days later and tell me that I'm not your boyfreind because I'm abusive? And you feel like I'm abusive not because of anything I said or done, but because I LOOK like your ex boyfreind who was abusive. Then you call me and tell me you're mad at me and are going to be mad at me over your own behavior and are going to hold it against me my whole life and that gives you complete reason to be a completecunt to me the rest of my life. Then you call me 2 days later and want to know why we can't be freinds"? ITS BECAUSE YOU ARE COMPLETELY INSANE!!!!! I screamed at her to leave me alone or I'm calling the cops. Shoulda listened to you guys- my freinds. The amusing part? Its just all these insane phone calls. Haven't seen her in months!!! Completely insane!

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Sun 09/13/09 12:54 PM


Next up is crazy brian who has become quite a whiner lately. First he whined for months about this big jungle jim car rotisserie he wanted to build to restore cars. Tired of his whining I threw my engineering and physics degree and 2 year welding degree to use and drew the blueprints on the trunk of his car, and then grabbed his MIG welder and in 4 hours- the 20 foot rotisserie was built and done correctly. He was whining about his smashed harley and in one phone call I got brian to trade his wrecked harley for a winnebago motorhome, kawasaki 220 dirtbike, and big new vtwin power generator. He basically got 10 grand worth of stuff for his harley which is worth 900 bucks in the shape its in. And then the pickup truck I bought and then sold to crazy brian- I helped him sell it to another guy at profit. For all this excrutiating whining I told brian "Your lawn is waist high! Mow your yard dumbass! I can't camp out in a tent in your yard this weekend in that crap! Mow your ****ing lawn"! Which he did. 83 degrees and humid outside. He was all sweaty and covered in grass. And......I didn't show up to camp. Nyuck nyuck nyuck.
why didnt you show up???
....I just wanted to see him bust hisass for me for once and see him all dirty for all the getting dirty I've did for him lately.

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Sun 09/13/09 12:55 PM
You like torture!!!pitchfork

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Sun 09/13/09 12:56 PM
I need waltec..........bigsmile :banana:

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Sun 09/13/09 12:58 PM
Kyle.......you really do have ugly feet!!!scared :wink: rofl

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Sun 09/13/09 12:59 PM
I made brian 10,700 dollars in one hour friday. I don't think he's going to be that mad at me. Just bummed that I didn't show up.

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