Ya.


If I had kids they would come third. maybe 4th. Depending on the season.

You know.. i dont even look at profiles. LOL..

I cant even think of an occasion.. well unless I want a laugh.

But I FOR SURE never ever read them, unless they want to be rated, and then I SKIMMMMMm through their crap.


People with poems.. Never ever would I attempt to read that.


And I couldnt care less what someones testimonial says.

My issue has always been with the more militant ones: "I'm a single mother of three kids and THEY ARE MY WORLD and if you don't like that then I hope a meteor crashes into your head while you're being eaten by an allosaurus with really bad breath and cyanide on his teeth. You're a despicable excuse for a human being and should have been reduced to your component molecules long before you were even conceived."

Of course, in the real version, half of the words are spelled wrong, but I took some artistic license for the sake of clarity.

Nooo, silly. If they say that their kids do not come first, or they are totally and freakishly obsessed with their kids. It's like the dudes who say, I don't want drama. I'd never hit a woman. Yeah, if you gotta say it, then what? Betcha go out with Bipolar chicks and have two domestic violences convictions would be my guess.

I have a son, he is eight and just about every decision revolves around him. However, I feel no need to announce that in my profile, as any self respecting child loving parent takes this as an automatic. If you truly love your children and they really do come first, saying it or typing that would be the furthest thing from your mind. It's UNDERSTOOD.

I agree.



I was attempting to make light of those that put that as well.


Who doesn't put there kids "first." Obviously.


So I was being funny, saying, what if someone put my kids come 3rd, maybe 4th.



UGH!

Its not funny now.


I just wanted to make you laugh Lilith.

It was the "oh well" emoticon that threw me.. I was laughing, then I saw that and thought... oh wow, maybe he was serious???

So seeing as how I'm not easy going or laid back, I explained all serious and passionate like.

I find that a lot of people that proclaim they "hate drama," actually thrive off of it.


Any girl I've been involved with that wants to make it clear she hates drama right away seem to be the most dramatic, controversial people I know.


They seem to be the ones that can not control their emotions, thoughts, or mouth and are always in a dramatic situation. Hence why they probably DO hate drama I suppose - but hating drama means you are involved with it often. IMO.

I find most of these people to be laying back on their couch, scratching their nuts and drinking beer with cheetos stuck in their belly buttons......

or they could be lethargic pot smokers....

The medicine has helped me be mellow

Are the "Laid Back and Easy Going" guys as bitter tasting as the "nice guys"? I've never had one and I'm curious...

OMG, that should be my headline!! What do you think? I'm trying to make weirdos stay off my profile, do you think it would work???

why you gotta make fun of my ex??? huh??? why you gotta????

Laid back and easy going guys taste a little like fish. Not bad really, especially if you add a little mozzarella on top.

now it's personal

I work hard at procrastinating

Too many multi-syllabic words -- if it works the same for guys as it does for girls, it will definitely keep them away....!!

So do you mind if I use it? I thought about using Criss Angel as my default instead, but that would only draw a different type of weirdo,

Sure, go ahead!

I'm bad and exciting

AMEN