1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?


(because they are plugged into a genius)



2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?



(they don't have enough time)



3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?



(they don't stop to ask directions)



4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?



(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they
vapor lock)




5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?



(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)




6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?




(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)




7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?




(don't know.....it never happened)





8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?




(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Hey Ladylid...that was pretty good, but you know I got to do this now:

The Why's of Women

1. Why were shopping carts invented?
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

2. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

3. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand seeing a man having a good time.

4. Why are hangovers better than women?
Hangovers will go away.
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. Why do women have legs?
a: So they don't get suction-cupped to their seats.
b: So they can walk between the bedroom and the kitchen.
c: So they don't leave snail trails.

6. Why did God create women?
Because sheep can't fetch beer from the fridge.

7. Why do women have trouble achieving orgasm?
Who cares?

8. Why do women fake their orgasms?
Because they think we care.