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marry me! Hi everyone. Just in from work and thought I'd check in and see how all you wonderful M2s are doing today. Can you help me with my dilemma?
Another cruel, harsh, ugly, cold winter is almost upon us here in the Great White North. I need an American man to marry me so I can get the necessary paperwork to move to warmer climates. Fringe benefits -- none Advantage for you -- none, other than being a "nice" (there's that word again) guy and taking pity on me for having to suffer through another winter. Your Qualifications -- living, breathing human being. H*ll you don't even have to live with me and I needn't concern myself with having to cook, clean, take care of our social life, sex with you, etc. etc. etc. 
Why, oh why did they ever put the border from east to west, instead of north to south. This is not fair. You guys get Arizona, California, Texas and Florida. For those interested parties, please apply to Biglife. c/o Mingle2. Interviews conducted at your convenience. |
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i usually just hand out applications and then once reviewed and accepted 20 minute obstacle course
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Who needs a man??????
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i usually just hand out applications and then once reviewed and accepted 20 minute obstacle course
kinda like running the gauntlet? |
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Edited by
biglife
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Tue 09/08/09 02:00 PM
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Who needs a man??????
Are we back to the same-sex marriage discussion? Okay, I'll bite. |
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more like running through tires and crawling through the mud on their stomachs
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more like running through tires and crawling through the mud on their stomachs
with someone cracking a whip |
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I don't know if Northern Michigan would be much of an improvement.
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I need an American man for _____________
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I don't know if Northern Michigan would be much of an improvement. Don't toy with me lol |
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I need an American man for _____________
Too messy. Just want papers!
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Who needs a man??????
Are we back to the same-sex marriage discussion? Okay, I'll bite. 
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Who needs a man??????
Are we back to the same-sex marriage discussion? Okay, I'll bite.
Do I reek of desperation? lol |
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Of course not.....
You are A ok in my book 
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I don't know if Northern Michigan would be much of an improvement. Don't toy with me lol Cloudy rainy and cold from OCT to early DEC. then snow until Mar. An occasional snow in APR. Spring in mid may. |
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I don't know if Northern Michigan would be much of an improvement. Don't toy with me lol Cloudy rainy and cold from OCT to early DEC. then snow until Mar. An occasional snow in APR. Spring in mid may. That's a whole lot better that what we get. Snow anytime after October 1 til, oh, middle of May. Temperature all over the map. Lots of times -30 to -40 Celsius for two weeks at a time. How inviting does that sound? Are you submitting an application? |
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I don't know if Northern Michigan would be much of an improvement. Don't toy with me lol Oh I like toys!  Did I say that out loud???
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I don't know if Northern Michigan would be much of an improvement. Don't toy with me lol Oh I like toys! Did I say that out loud???
toys r us
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I wanna be a Toys R Us Kid
I don't wanna grow up
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Your Qualifications -- living, breathing human being. *Checks pulse* Sweet, I'm in!
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