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Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Mon 09/07/09 09:56 PM
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...as we were laying in front of the fireplace, drinking egg nog and eating the cookies our children had laid out for Santa, as the Stockings hang plumped full with gifts, as the lights on the Christmas tree ever so slowly melted the tinsle that was glistening from their glow, as ice cicles hang from the gutters teasing the ground below, as the snow fell upon the road causing it to be slippery and ever so wet, and while listening to the Christmas carolers sing "Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire", our eyes had met and we couldn't help but give into the___________________________________________
See LadyLid, you're not the only one who can pull it off 
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you lost me at the mention of our children.
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...as we were laying in front of the fireplace, drinking egg nog and eating the cookies our children had laid out for Santa, as the Stockings hang plumped full with gifts, as the lights on the Christmas tree ever so slowly melted the tinsle that was glistening from their glow, as ice cicles hang from the gutters teasing the ground below, as the snow fell upon the road causing it to be slippery and ever so wet, and while listening to the Christmas carolers sing "Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire", our eyes had met and we couldn't help but give into the___________________________________________ See LadyLid, you're not the only one who can pull it off the annoying singing of the carolers so I opened up the door, grabbed a handful of snow and threw it at them |
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not knowing that a Mogwai had had water spilled on top of him producing others that ate a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken after midnight and had already started attacking the carolers who began running for the....
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shelter of the near by high school where there was a play about Scrooge going on and grandpa was playing scrooge. The hill was slippery from the ice and snow and the carolers were falling down and groping to escape he wrath of the furious gremlins as they ripped through their flesh like cutting into butter with a warm knife.
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Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Mon 09/07/09 10:58 PM
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as everyone groped to escape...
 we sprung off to the high school where a play about Scrooge was going on and grandpa was playing scrooge. When we showed up out of breath, we quickly noticed we had drank so much egg nog and missed the play. We caught Grandpa in the auditorium and after seeing us out of breath, Grandpa asked |
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grandpa asked..."who the f drank all my egg nog? Y'all know I need my captian morgan spiced rum and egg nog after I play the role of that no good SOB scrooge." He continued " if somebody doesn't get to the liquor store now I'm gonna have a hella hangover tomorrow cause I'm only half drunk" So off we went to the liquor store and
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hey man
ya i am getting off topic with what i am about to say.... so, ummm.. our eyes had met and we couldn't help but give into the________________christmas spirit___________________________ (i guess) thats my answer anyways dude holy cow@ your profile and i thought i was verbose, least thats what they all told me and i woulda just sent u a pm, but yeah im not a female |
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Edited by
Engraven_Image
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Mon 09/07/09 11:17 PM
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along the way, we noticed a hitchhiker standing in middle of the road. There was absolutely no way of getting around this guy, because he just kept jumping in front of the car. So ratherthan spending 4 lifetimes in jail for vehicular manslaughter, we pulled over and offered the gent a ride. He was very happy to see us and greeted us with a bag of candy corn, which completely sucked *** because who likes candy corn, and he introduced himself to us saying "Hi, my name is....
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tell ya what...i read about 3 lines...and i think i met my match
ha ha okay go on with whatever you were doing.... sorry my answer is still, "Christmas Spirit" |
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hey man ya i am getting off topic with what i am about to say.... so, ummm.. our eyes had met and we couldn't help but give into the________________christmas spirit___________________________ (i guess) thats my answer anyways dude holy cow@ your profile and i thought i was verbose, least thats what they all told me and i woulda just sent u a pm, but yeah im not a female
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along the way, we noticed a hitchhiker standing in middle of the road. There was absolutely no way of getting around this guy, because he just kept jumping in front of the car. So ratherthan spending 4 lifetimes in jail for vehicular manslaughter, we pulled over and offered the gent a ride. He was very happy to see us and greeted us with a bag of candy corn, which completely sucked *** because who likes candy corn, and he introduced himself to us saying "Hi, my name is.... |
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"hi, my name is..hi my name is...hi my name is slim shady and I have gifts of candy corn because I'm a white rapper and I get my holidays mixed up and I wasn't sure if I should hitch hike with candy canes or candy corn cause I get...I get....I get... really confused". The he said to us.."hey thanks for not running my azz over, wheres the party?" So after the liquor store stop we took him to
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EI..where are you? We gotta finish our novel..
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 Just here for the show... carry on
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Tue 09/08/09 07:54 PM
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Big Mommas house to..
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Big Mommas house to.. Child you should know better than talk about somebodys mama..... 
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Big Mommas house to.. feel free to continue... 
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