It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in New Mexico.


In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash.

In Florida, women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.


It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.

An ordinance in Lawrence, Kansas, forbids anyone to carry bees in his hat while on the city streets.

In Seattle, goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they keep still.

Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked in Massachusetts.

It's against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.

Under California state law, it is illegal to peel an orange in a hotel room.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer.

In fire-sensitive Chicago, it is against the law to eat in an establishment that is on fire.

In Michigan, a man legally owns his wife's hair.

Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault" in Louisiana.

It's against the law to get a fish drunk in Oklahoma.

Under Alabama law, anyone who wears a false mustache in church and causes "unseemly laughter" is subject to arrest.

In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

In Texas, it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.

In Halifax, no citizen is allowed to chop wood on the sidewalk.

In Portland, Maine, it's illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster.

In Delaware, you'll get in trouble if you try to pawn your wooden leg.

In Berkeley, California, it's against the law to whistle for your lost canary before 7 A.M.

French Lick Springs, Indiana once passed a law requiring all black cats to wear bells on Friday the 13th.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown.

That proves that its easy to make a law but so hard to get rid of them when they are useless.

I'm sure most of those are old laws that were never change and will be enforce only by zealous law makers.

lolz..unwed cohabitation is illegal in AZ (but never enforced)

I'm just glad I'm not in Kentucky cause I really like to carry my ice cream cone in my pocket....