A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when
she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was
eventually able to make her pull over. He got out of his truck and
pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of
the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening
voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh
you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her
car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all
her tires.

Now she's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his
truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets
it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the
circle!"

Dirn they knew the punch line but it was funny! Thanks!

hahaha. i love that. that would totally be me. :P