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Topic: SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:31 PM
Ahhhh I feel better now. Wait! Forgot one.... SLAP!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:32 PM
Please don't confuse this with my SPANK! SPANK! SPANK! Thread.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:36 PM
Step right up for your abuse! Get your abuse here! Free abuse! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

italio69 Joined Tue 03/11/08 Posts: 2247	Thu 09/03/09 10:39 PM
slap yourself

munchiebellic Joined Sun 06/28/09 Posts: 517	Thu 09/03/09 10:40 PM
You are too much! I prefer the spank spank spank thread.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:41 PM
If I woke up in the morning and slapped every dumbass that got in my way or tried to ruin my day with lack of common sense and complete stupidity......I'd have carpal tunnel by 5 o'clock. SLAP!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:44 PM
My wrist would be sore by 9 am on my f ing boss alone. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Thu 09/03/09 10:44 PM
If I woke up in the morning and slapped every dumbass that got in my way or tried to ruin my day with lack of common sense and complete stupidity......I'd have carpal tunnel by 5 o'clock. SLAP! 5? Either you've got uncommonly strong wrists or you're letting some of the ladies off the hook.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:49 PM
Noisy neighbors? SLAP! Stupid freinds? SLAP! The lady at the grocery store with 20 people in line behind her who wants to buy scratch off lottery tickets but can't make up her mind? SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Then decides she's gonna pay with a check? SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:52 PM
Anyone who starts a nice guy thread. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Ahhh feeling better.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 10:53 PM
<-------slaps biker upside the head and runs out of the thread!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 10:54 PM
Those who wake me up to ask me if I'm sleeping. KERSLAPPP!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 10:56 PM
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <--------grabs biker by the hair and tugs real hard!!!

transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Thu 09/03/09 10:58 PM Edited by transientmind on Thu 09/03/09 11:00 PM
Anyone who starts a nice guy thread. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Ahhh feeling better. Seriously, why can't I get any play when I'm in the checkout line with my mother? Edit: Oh, the double entendre.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 11:05 PM
The 82 year old lady who blew through a stopsign in front of me on a motorcycle at 35 mph and as I crashed into her drivers door I reached into her open window and slapped her glasses off her face with kevlar gloves. SLAP! "He slapped me officer"! "Yes maam he did after you ran through a stopsign and caused an accident. He had to get your undivided attention somehow. I think I would have did the same. Now let's talk about your last eye test and your terrible accident record maam". Bye bye drivers license edna blinddriver.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 11:08 PM
That one obnoxios cousin everyone has at a family get together...SLAP!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 11:10 PM
Gypsys fine tight 44 year oldass. SLAP!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 11:13 PM
Have you taken your happy pills tonight biker???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 09/03/09 11:14 PM
Gypsys fine tight 44 year oldass. SLAP! Im not 44 yet!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 09/03/09 11:27 PM
Its slappy thursday on mingle2. Oh yeah baby, slap datass.