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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 56 | |
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I'm just glad you're not Phil meets Maury Povich meets Sally Jesse Raphael and morphs into a multinational Oprah ...
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Im starting to become Sylvia Browne.......
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... Long as you ain't Sybil ...
 Oh! And stay outta da belljar ... (cryptic reference that one ... ) |
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Im not sybil but I often talk to my showerhead......
  
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Im not sybil but I often talk to my showerhead...... My showerhead talks TO me ...  On a daily basis ... Sometimes twice when he is extremely .... Chatty ... 
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Sybil
no..... thats MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee myself and I  
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Dear diary........why do people or should I say "person" get mad when you tell them you dont really care what they do in their spare time????
Like, she could have 14 children by 18 men, do drugs all day, and eat prunes all night and I still wouldnt really care what she did. Because that is her business. She called me "harsh" for saying that..... pfffffffffft!!!  See who I work with???
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Am I supposed to care about people I dislike???? Is that harsh???
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Dear diary.......the answer to all of your questions is date all of them at the same time and make them spend all of their money on you!!!!
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Wakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke up purple!!! Ive got some esplaining to dooooooooooooo!!!
 
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Dear diary......I almost ran over 2 hossenfeffers tonight!!!
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Dear diary.......DTHRomeo asked me to marry him tonight........anytime........anywhere!!!
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Oh yeah
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I believe I should see him naked first.......
Just a little requirement I have...... 
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh there you are snooooooooooooooookums!!!
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I believe I should see him naked first....... Just a little requirement I have...... Like test driving before buying the car ah? Ok I should see you naked too then
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh there you are snooooooooooooooookums!!! Hi my Honeybunny 
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I believe I should see him naked first....... Just a little requirement I have...... Like test driving before buying the car ah? Ok I should see you naked too then 
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I believe I should see him naked first....... Just a little requirement I have...... Like test driving before buying the car ah? Ok I should see you naked too then How about ... now!
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Lol I hear Elvis singing our wedding song......
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