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Topic: Welcome to Dysfunction Junction....
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Thu 09/03/09 12:24 PM
shattering my illusions....

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 09/03/09 12:27 PM
illusions are just that... they are meant to be shattered.

Unless you live in a cave and are a hermit like me..

a hermit with a purple cave

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Thu 09/03/09 12:33 PM
how bout a hermit crab with a purple shell?

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 09/03/09 12:36 PM
Can you get me one off them? That would be a good decoration..I'll bet all the other crabs would tease it make him self conscious about his crabhood.

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Thu 09/03/09 12:40 PM
It would be easy

Just buy a hermit crab and paint its shell purple!

They won't mind!



Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 09/03/09 12:45 PM
Edited by Ladylid2012 on Thu 09/03/09 12:46 PM

It would be easy

Just buy a hermit crab and paint its shell purple!

They won't mind!





naaa, jk, I don't decorate with anything that was alive once.. and I don't eat anything that had a face once.


will you tell me what you were using when you did your "5 questions' thing?

scorpio90's photo
Thu 09/03/09 01:34 PM


It would be easy

Just buy a hermit crab and paint its shell purple!

They won't mind!





naaa, jk, I don't decorate with anything that was alive once.. and I don't eat anything that had a face once.


will you tell me what you were using when you did your "5 questions' thing?
It might be a symptom of
serious dysfunction. Are ya' hung up on the #5? If I were to put five apples in front of you and then take one away...would that seriously disturb you.:tongue:

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 09/03/09 01:52 PM



It would be easy

Just buy a hermit crab and paint its shell purple!

They won't mind!





naaa, jk, I don't decorate with anything that was alive once.. and I don't eat anything that had a face once.


will you tell me what you were using when you did your "5 questions' thing?
It might be a symptom of
serious dysfunction. Are ya' hung up on the #5? If I were to put five apples in front of you and then take one away...would that seriously disturb you.:tongue:


na, no hang up with numbers..so many other fun thing to be dysfunctional about. :smile:

scorpio90's photo
Thu 09/03/09 02:02 PM




It would be easy

Just buy a hermit crab and paint its shell purple!

They won't mind!





naaa, jk, I don't decorate with anything that was alive once.. and I don't eat anything that had a face once.


will you tell me what you were using when you did your "5 questions' thing?
It might be a symptom of
serious dysfunction. Are ya' hung up on the #5? If I were to put five apples in front of you and then take one away...would that seriously disturb you.:tongue:


na, no hang up with numbers..so many other fun thing to be dysfunctional about. :smile:
Yea...sooo many options to choose from. I'll take the germ phobia with a side of obsessive/compulsive disorder. Can ya' up-size my Prozac?:tongue:

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Thu 09/03/09 02:03 PM
I'm doubled-jointed in my fingers and can perform fellatio on myself when in a good mood. How's that? :)

scorpio90's photo
Thu 09/03/09 02:11 PM

I'm doubled-jointed in my fingers and can perform fellatio on myself when in a good mood. How's that? :)
I sooooo envy you. Yr special. I'm yr standard factory model. Tried to do it but always get just outta' reach. God knew exactly what he was doing when he made us ,believe me. A dog can lick themselves anytime they want but us homosapiens.........access denied.:tongue:

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