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| Topic: IndnPrncs Hotel/Bar - part 87 | |
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Well I'd never do the marriage thing but shes right princess I'd totally take you for a mistress
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 aww Fire...
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sheesh where'd everyone go?
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Calm down lady I'm still here!
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I thought the professions of love for me scared everyone off....
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No one loves you more than I do
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 I know sweets.. today was a day that it felt extra special hearing it...
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Edited by
Engraven_Image
on
Sun 09/06/09 07:56 PM
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I thought the professions of love for me scared everyone off....  ...I'm still waiting in line!
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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "Woo-Hoo!!" Is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someon'es butt and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I Love this song!!!" 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us Lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the alcohol. 10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?) 11. We fail to notice that the toilet seat lid's down when we sit on it. 12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that they are the reason we are no longer walking straight. |
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So glad I can actually handle my booze... I only do about half of those things
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I'm not guilty of all of them either but I bet you know females that are
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I counted 2 or 3...
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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is. 2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "Woo-Hoo!!" Is truly the sexiest dance move around. 3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someon'es butt and honestly believe we could do it too. 4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago. 5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooo much. 6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I Love this song!!!" 7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us. 8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it. 9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us Lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the alcohol. 10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?) 11. We fail to notice that the toilet seat lid's down when we sit on it. 12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that they are the reason we are no longer walking straight. |
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