A NEW SUPERMARKET OPENED
> IN NASHVILLE NOT LONG AGO. IT HAS AN AUTOMATIC WATER
> MISTER TO KEEP THE PRODUCE FRESH. JUST BEFORE IT GOES
> ON, YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF DISTANT THUNDER AND THE SMELL OF
> FRESH RAIN.
>
> WHEN YOU PASS THE MILK
> CASES, YOU HEAR COWS MOOING AND EXPERIENCE THE SCENT OF
> FRESH MOWN HAY.
>
> IN THE MEAT DEPARTMENT
> THERE IS THE AROMA OF CHARCOAL GRILLED STEAKS WITH
> ONIONS.
>
> WHEN YOU APPROACH THE EGG
> CASE, YOU HEAR HENS CLUCK AND CACKLE, AND
> THE AIR IS FILLED WITH THE PLEASING AROMA OF BACON
> AND EGGS FRYING....
>
> THE BREAD DEPARTMENT
> FEATURES THE TANTALIZING SMELL OF FRESH BAKED
> BREAD AND COOKIES.
>
>
> I DON'T BUY TOILET
> PAPER THERE ANY
> MORE.

Oh boy...