Once upon a time, there was a sexy white dude named Darryl. Darryl
had a huge penis. Darryl's penis was named Peter. Darryl and Peter
were very happy together. They did everything together, and they were
always playing with each other.
One night, Darryl and Peter went to a bar and got very drunk. The
next morning when Darryl woke, he was in a strange place. Darryl looked
around and saw Peter MESSING AROUND WITH ANOTHER MAN. Darryl was very
ANGRY. When Peter realized he had been caught messing around with
another man he got so upset that he puked in the other man's mouth.
Peter went limp. Darryl took Peter home.
When Darryl and Peter got home, Peter tried to make up with Darryl.
Peter flexed his muscle time and time again, but Darryl just didn't want
to play. Darryl decided to punish Peter. Darryl forced Peter to go
inside a woman's vagina. It was dark and it stank and Peter had never
suffered such trauma before. Peter went limp.
That night Darryl and Peter finally made up and decided to play.
Darryl invited his hand, Tommy Boy, to join in the fun. Darryl, Peter,
and Tommy Boy played all night long.

We have a winner!! Or, is that 'A Wiener'?