1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You add chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

11. Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage.

Run for the hill men ...save yourselves

P.M.S = permantly mentally stable!

no.8 is isn't exactly fun either.

P.M.S. (PUNISH MEN SEVERLY)

i'm building a sand bag bunker as we speak

# 10 sounds like me...I kill the Advil...then regret it later.

me to,but not from p.m.s.

and what is wrong with ANY of those things listed?!? LOL

Are you kidding me????????? I'm so glad I went thru it. I'm not crazy anymore.

Yep this describes me perfectly!

just changed the sand bags for concrete blocks things are gonna get messy

pms= putting up with mens sh!+

I had a t-shirt that said that once! I was 13 and my dad wouldn't let me out of the house wearing it!