Topic: AND I THOUGHT I WAS FREAKY!!!!
luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 09/01/09 03:06 PM



If you think marriage is torture you are not doing it right.


Honestly, if you get married...you're doing it wrong. Now a Klondike bar is just awesome...sorry, what were we talking about here?


I think it had something to do with nice guys....
....with one testicle.laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 09/01/09 03:09 PM

Roberta I have TWO that have your name all over them!!bigsmile bigsmile :banana:


Damn Mikey....

I told you never to tattoo ANYONES name on your body.slaphead

That must have hella hurt!!!!!:laughing:

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Tue 09/01/09 03:10 PM
It was done in crayon!!!!!! JUST incase U said no!!!noway laugh love

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 09/01/09 04:14 PM

It was done in crayon!!!!!! JUST incase U said no!!!noway laugh love


You know how you get crayon off, dont you!

Lighter fluid!!!sad

Oh man!!! YOUR SO SCREWED!oops laugh

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Tue 09/01/09 04:28 PM

I keep seeing this commercial for "E Harmony"..yuchlaugh

and theres this chick, and she says...

"Im just a goof, looking for my ball".

So what is she trying to say here?

Is she looking for a guy with one testicle, or what???what rofl rofl rofl





LMAO

heavenlyboy34's photo
Tue 09/01/09 04:37 PM

I keep seeing this commercial for "E Harmony"..yuchlaugh

and theres this chick, and she says...

"Im just a goof, looking for my ball".

So what is she trying to say here?

Is she looking for a guy with one testicle, or what???what rofl rofl rofl



laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Anton_k's photo
Tue 09/01/09 04:40 PM
Edited by Anton_k on Tue 09/01/09 04:41 PM
well they have to make themselfs look good to keep charging what they do to get you in the door and keep you there..i have talked to several people that tried them and they wanted something like $50.00 a month,, get real..:laughing: :laughing:

it's just like mutual match for money.:laughing: :laughing:

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Tue 09/01/09 04:42 PM

well they have to make themselfs look good to keep charging what they do to get you in the door and keep you there..i have talked to several people that tried them and they wanted something like $50.00 a month,, get real..:laughing: :laughing:


Hence...

the reason I said "yuch" after their name!ill

Unless they can guarentee me, "THE ONE", I aint payin chit.winking

munchiebellic's photo
Tue 09/01/09 04:50 PM

Those e-harmony people are about the goofiest dam people on earth. If they truely are responsible for 2% of marrages in this country, were in serious trouble. Not to mention, that doesent say much for our economy.

You know if they didnt charge like 300 bucks a year to tell you ok you can match with 60 different people. They might be responsible for more marriage. But then again, i want to find my own mate.

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Tue 09/01/09 05:19 PM


Those e-harmony people are about the goofiest dam people on earth. If they truely are responsible for 2% of marrages in this country, were in serious trouble. Not to mention, that doesent say much for our economy.

You know if they didnt charge like 300 bucks a year to tell you ok you can match with 60 different people. They might be responsible for more marriage. But then again, i want to find my own mate.


I respect that you want to find your own mate....

but me....

im takin all the help I can get.

Its lonely at the top.rofl

I used to call MIngle "my pimp",:laughing: because when I fist came here, I got asked out alot, and went out alot, with guys who saw me here.

Now, my confidence has gone down a bit after my cancer diagnoises, but I still get alot of great men emailing me.

Usually, the biggest problem is, the ones I want are many miles away from me....I mean like MANY! But thats not Mingles fault, they keep me here, so I can keep trying....bless their hearts (I get alittle out of hand sometimes).laugh pitchfork laugh


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Tue 09/01/09 05:35 PM
Roberta...if Mingle is your pimp...then baby, I am your ho!

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 09/01/09 05:37 PM

Roberta...if Mingle is your pimp...then baby, I am your ho!


In that case....

"Wheres my money b*tch".laugh

AndyBgood's photo
Tue 09/01/09 05:42 PM
E Harmony is a bad joke like Dr. Phil who sponsors it. It figures they would use such a stupid thing to say. I love how they tell people they can't be matched either after they pay them.


E Harmony? yawn

Dr. Phil? Got a chair I can hit him in the face with?

seamac's photo
Tue 09/01/09 05:42 PM
E- Harm sucks!! 29 deep dimensions of compatibility my skinny butt! Really don't even get me started on them!!!

PacificStar48's photo
Tue 09/01/09 05:43 PM


Those people in those commercials are the scariest people in the world. Next to my former in-laws.

Now they're saying that they are responsible for 2% of all marriages in this country! I thought torture was supposed to be illegal....




2% of marriages- if that figure is even true - then what % of divorces?


ohwell


I bet a lot more than people would like to admit. Dumb arse's that think they will divorce and strike the jackpot the second time around with someone else doing the matching. LOL if mutual match is indicative of the real deal they are in deep stuff. lol

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Tue 09/01/09 05:44 PM

but me....

im takin all the help I can get.


Same here. Some of us need a little assistance....

shades

krupa's photo
Tue 09/01/09 05:46 PM


Roberta...if Mingle is your pimp...then baby, I am your ho!


In that case....

"Wheres my money b*tch".laugh


Still ain't done chicken hawking the greyhound bus station.

PacificStar48's photo
Tue 09/01/09 06:07 PM
I think DrPhil is part of Match.com but they are a rip off too. Once they get your profile they keep it up. Lot of the sites are like that. They invite you to sign up for free, generate some phoney responses then charge you membership to get your messages. I am surprised there are not more class action lawsuits given how much money these sites generate.

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 09/01/09 06:24 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 09/01/09 06:25 PM



Roberta...if Mingle is your pimp...then baby, I am your ho!


In that case....

"Wheres my money b*tch".laugh


Still ain't done chicken hawking the greyhound bus station.


"Than get your @ss down to the docks.....FLEETS IN!!!".laugh

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Tue 09/01/09 06:26 PM
I have a submarine UD LOVE to meet Roberta!!bigsmile bigsmile :banana: