Subject: Dear Abby



Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Poughkeepsie, New York who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.

My parents live in Hyde Park. One of my sisters lives in Hughsonville
and
is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
are
prostitutes in Beacon.

I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
at
Downstate for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is
currently in Dutchess County jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
LaGrange. She is a part-time "working girl."

All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiancé and look
forward
to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and
honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?


Signed,



Worried About My Reputation

Dear Worried

Dear worried, dear worried
You have no complaint
You are what you are
Your cousin you ain’t
If it’s gonna be Hilary
We’ll get what she’s got
The nation won’t sh*t
Just dwindle on the pot

I forgot to come see!!

LMAO!!

with fanta roflmao