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| Topic: how do i deal with my girlfriends jealous ex? | |
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If God didn't make all men equal, Sam Colt evened things up. - old west adage
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Boy if yer brains were lard- they wouldn't grease a very big frying pan. I have your problem solved in one mighty gesture that you can relate to! Pppppppppppppfffffffffftttttttttttttt!!!!!! A couple of spaghetti and clam sauce farts and that motherfricker would be outta there coughin and gaggin with eyes watering so fast it would make your head swim! The answer is spaghetti and clam sauce farts. Second place would go to green chili and beer bratwurst farts. If you do them right with a few pickled eggs and some cheap beer- they smell like a dead corpse! Totally crap on this guy. Assblast him royally. Dude you're 6 foot four. Drop your pants and fart in his face. Tell the troublemaking dikless wonder that you heard he liked turdles and that you wanted to show him a little turdle head poking out. I bet he moves out the next day.
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Awww, the joys of the mating game.
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Boy if yer brains were lard- they wouldn't grease a very big frying pan. I have your problem solved in one mighty gesture that you can relate to! Pppppppppppppfffffffffftttttttttttttt!!!!!! A couple of spaghetti and clam sauce farts and that motherfricker would be outta there coughin and gaggin with eyes watering so fast it would make your head swim! The answer is spaghetti and clam sauce farts. Second place would go to green chili and beer bratwurst farts. If you do them right with a few pickled eggs and some cheap beer- they smell like a dead corpse! Totally crap on this guy. Assblast him royally. Dude you're 6 foot four. Drop your pants and fart in his face. Tell the troublemaking dikless wonder that you heard he liked turdles and that you wanted to show him a little turdle head poking out. I bet he moves out the next day. ROFLMAO!
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I've ran into those types of guys before. Think they all bad. In my face telling me "I'm pretty fly! I'm pretty fly"! Unfortunately he didn't "Fly" when I threw him off the fourth floor balcony. And fortunately all the neighbors told police they thought they heard the guy yelling "I can fly"! Before he did his swan dive. I know nothing.
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Boy if yer brains were lard- they wouldn't grease a very big frying pan. I have your problem solved in one mighty gesture that you can relate to! Pppppppppppppfffffffffftttttttttttttt!!!!!! A couple of spaghetti and clam sauce farts and that motherfricker would be outta there coughin and gaggin with eyes watering so fast it would make your head swim! The answer is spaghetti and clam sauce farts. Second place would go to green chili and beer bratwurst farts. If you do them right with a few pickled eggs and some cheap beer- they smell like a dead corpse! Totally crap on this guy. Assblast him royally. Dude you're 6 foot four. Drop your pants and fart in his face. Tell the troublemaking dikless wonder that you heard he liked turdles and that you wanted to show him a little turdle head poking out. I bet he moves out the next day. lol, if thats proven to work then i would totally do it in a heart beat. this guy pisses me off really bad 
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He's making some bomb spaghetti and clam sauce as we speak. Don't forget the rest of us bro! I could use a good colon cleansing. Ppppppppffffffftttttttt!!!
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Boy if yer brains were lard- they wouldn't grease a very big frying pan. I have your problem solved in one mighty gesture that you can relate to! Pppppppppppppfffffffffftttttttttttttt!!!!!! A couple of spaghetti and clam sauce farts and that motherfricker would be outta there coughin and gaggin with eyes watering so fast it would make your head swim! The answer is spaghetti and clam sauce farts. Second place would go to green chili and beer bratwurst farts. If you do them right with a few pickled eggs and some cheap beer- they smell like a dead corpse! Totally crap on this guy. Assblast him royally. Dude you're 6 foot four. Drop your pants and fart in his face. Tell the troublemaking dikless wonder that you heard he liked turdles and that you wanted to show him a little turdle head poking out. I bet he moves out the next day. 
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slap yourself 2 times then slap your self again, look at yourself and if you dont look as bad as you will after you find out she is with him too then you are okay...Slap yourself anyway, sometimes its fun
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ok so this girl that seems so perfect in every way except she has an ex boyfriend which is also her current roommate. He went to his brothers house to give us some free time but he had different plans which was to **** block me the whole time  how do i deal with this scab?
What is this? High school? Maybe if you didn't have just one goal with this so called "perfect" girl you would be fine with the time you spend with her, but of course some people like to argue that sex is necessary or some sort of sexual activity is in some way needed in order for survival...suppose you took that class too? Kind of makes me glad I skipped the majority of school when I see rather silly issues like this come up... |
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Ah, you're too nice a guy scotty. I'm a mean nasty fricker. I'd have already conned him into climbing bridalveil falls and halfway up cut his rope. Take him down to 420 hill and push him in the drink. Ooops.
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WWFBD? (what would ferris bueller do?)
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Hmmmmmmm. Honestly? You got choices. You give her an ultimatum- the relationships over. You let it go on- good chance you're going to get burned finding out they are back together. Commit a violent act- its over because of ensueing restraining order. Batman could take care of this joker. You need batman.
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Hmmmmmmm. Honestly? You got choices. You give her an ultimatum- the relationships over. You let it go on- good chance you're going to get burned finding out they are back together. Commit a violent act- its over because of ensueing restraining order. Batman could take care of this joker. You need batman. Batman is an excellent option. |
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Perfect in every way, except for her ex-boyfriend living with her.
That is priceless. Hollywood writers couldn't come up with that ****.
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lol, you are blind, maybe dumb...lol...If she really wanted you then it would be easy for her to move out of her place with him...For instance if he is still that possessive it is probably because she is still giving him either sex or leading him on...Most likely sex...She will deny it but like I said if it wasnt going on she wouldve been pissed about him being there just as much as you and found a way to move out...She seems to have a win win situation there...She'll probably ask you to hang out at your place from now on and thats just to mask the fact that he is still doing her...Use your head and make a stand...Its easy to ask a question and if she really has no plan on moving away from him then you'll have your answer...Period This is quite amusing. well thank you for your advise but that still doesnt explain why she wanted to get me alone so bad. I still dont even know if this guy is abusive because she doesnt seem to like to talk about anything about him :( Why would she even want to talk to you about him? Sounds like she's ****** in the head and she's using not only her ex but you as well. Her ex is the ticket to having a place to live and well you..you are her play toy. No one deserves to be treated like that and if she really did like you the way you like her, she would change things for the better. simple as that! |
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Drama Dram Drama
(Say like Marsha, Marsha, Marsha) |
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