This was just the afternoon/evening one day last week, but started off with...slept through the alarm, and had to call and cancel a Dr. appointment, then had to reinstall my printer, because my computer decided it didn't want it on here anymore, started to print out some documents, just to run out of yellow ink. Called the Dr. office to reschedule, got the voice mail, told them to call me back...the next day as I would be leaving shortly...so they call me back a little while later about 5 minutes after I left. Went to get in my car...to find the windows had been left halfway down the night before...and it rained. Went to pay some of my bills...to find I had left the electric one on the desk by my comp, then got to the pharmacy to pick up some meds I had waiting...12 minutes after they closed. Got home, ate dinner, decided to shampoo the carpets...halfway through, two breakers trip, one of which made the tv go silent and black & white...I thought I'd killed it...so I sat down and cried for like ten minutes (hey, we all have our occasional self-pity parties), hit the power button on the tv, it came back on just fine...sweet. Got a bowl of ice cream, sat back down to watch a movie and tried not to do much of anything else for the rest of the night so I could maybe avoid hurting myself.

meant pooped, not "was pooped" My goodness what a difference a typo can make. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

1 chilly Sat.aft.I offered to take my angels out to lunch @ Papa Gino's.Well we're waiting for a signal from a waitress by the doorway.Right besides us there is a fully loaded stand-up coat rack.A few min.'s later we are given the wave to proceed to the available table.I'm wearing an Aero pullover w/a drawstring at the bottom.Well as I step fwd the loop catches the rack & sends it crashing down.My angels are turning 3 shades of red while I'm staring at amazement at what just happened.Then I start laughing hysterically because someone's hat had rolled across the floor to-wards the register.Now everyone is staring at us & meanwhile I'm trying to re-gain my composure.Then some elderly lady close by says"well the nerve of some ppl".My angels still tell me that they'll never go out to a restaurant w/ me ever again.lol.Hey! I don't want to eat alone.

Long time no see.

I still don't get it? Did you poop yourself?

OH! the hat thing had me laughing out loud!

So many to choose from...

In Vegas on a hot day wearing a short sundress, walking down the sidewalk past an alley between 2 casinos...those guys who are paid to stand around and pass out "escort service" cards standing right there...I stepped onto the grate on the ground and whoosh! Up my dress went all the way to my belly (and I was wearing a thong)...guys walking behind me...the guy handing out the cards saw it and went "whoa!" with a big grin on his face.

I almost forgot this one....I was walking into my office building one morning, with my lunch in one hand and a file folder in the other. There was this great-looking guy sitting on a bench on the phone. As I got passed directly in front of him, we made eye contact and smiled. Then I hit one of those soft "grout" (I don't know what it's called) sections in the concrete with my heel and tripped, dropping everything in my hands all over the place and almost somehow managing to catch myself before hitting the pavement face first! Way to make a first impression! thats nothing i have so bad ones.. dont we all have something happen when we checkout out the guys... i think men do too they are just not wanting to olet it out.. they probablly jsut pass this post read our stories and move onnn