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nag or leave him. But she will still need regular oil changes. Or is his "lube" good enough?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html |
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I saw a special on this on one of the off the wall tv channels, apparently this guy is not alone! It certainly takes all kinds!
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Well sometimes waxing my car can be erotic
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Edited by
earthytaurus76
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Sun 08/30/09 06:16 AM
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Hey Boss, da plane! da plane!
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 Fuel pump
Drive shaft
Tail pipe
Rear end
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Now that's just sick. There's no box for his kind on Mingle. Maybe he can find an older Corsica on eharmony.
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 Personally I'd like to find a Chrysler Cordoba with the "rich Corinthian leather." 
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gives a whole new meaning to fill r up
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If someone else puts gas in his car, is that cheating????
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Fruit loop
Fruit loop Britain's got a fruit loop!!! 
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Hmm... maybe my ex was cheating on me. With his Jeep!
I always used to say the Jeep was his wife, I was just the housekeeper and cook! 
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umm...er.....uh....
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gives a whole new meaning to fill r up and another whole new meaning to auto-erotica.. |
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Each to his own, just a different way to get himself off.
Wonder if he buys car mags. instead of girly ones.   
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Jeez!
 
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After reading that article I think I want to get under the hood of mine today.
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He likes a girl with a small rack.. Rooftop rack, that is.
When he says he likes Junk in the trunk, he means garbage in the trunk. When he talks about a nice set of headlights.. He means Halogen. He goes to a carwash to shower with the one he loves. His idea of a MILF is a car made before seatbelts were mandatory. Instead of KY jelly, he uses WD-40. If he was a car jacker, could they book him for kidnapping? |
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Is a clear title like a marriage certificate to one of these nutjobs?
Is replacing parts like an organ transplant? Does a dead battery mean death? If he has two cars, is he a polygamist? If he rides in a taxi, is it cheating? Is an auto show like a meat market? Is an SUV like a BBW? |
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Is a clear title like a marriage certificate to one of these nutjobs? Is replacing parts like an organ transplant? Does a dead battery mean death? If he has two cars, is he a polygamist? If he rides in a taxi, is it cheating? Is an auto show like a meat market? Is an SUV like a BBW? ha ha.. for your thoughts. 
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Personally I'd like to find a Chrysler Cordoba with the "rich Corinthian leather."
Not sure about the leather but I hadthe car. |
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