Would you rather shove you whole head into an elephants butt or lick a corpse clean after an autopsy?

GAAAAAAAAAAAWD!!!!!!!

I´d lick the corpse clean cause after autopsy, they pretty clean anyways......

stick my head up an elephant's a$$, because it's only for a second, and then claim that in intricately detailed conversation for interesting subjects at Thanksgiving & Christmas dinners......

the corpses can look pretty terrible, and the chance of you getting one that looks halfway....uummm...pretty and they are still slowly rotting, as well as the preservative that they cover them with is highly toxic and i don't think i can get over the toenail fungus in my mouth or licking genitals and a$$hole clean on dead people over seventy


yes, i'll take the elephants a$$ please behind curtain no. 3 for fifteen seconds......

(((((((((((Pata)))))))))

No one said I had to swallow what I licked.......

and I don´t think any toxins would be allowed, so that would be applied after the tongue cleaning, plus there was nothing said about who, so Im picking the dead stripper.......


((((((((darkowl))))))))

OMG! if only we were so lucky.....but still, the elephants a$$ would be a hoot! it's just too good...........like......how did THAT happen?

what if at just that moment he has to poop???

mmmm nummy

Would you rather chew gum from under a New York City subway seat or lick a public toilet seat?

I can keep this going all night i found my game cards finally!

chew the gum