A man and his ever-nagging wife went on a vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the holy land for $150"
The man thought about this and said "I'll have her shipped home."
The undertaker says "Why would you spend $5000 to ship her home when it would be wonderful to be buried in the holy land and it would only cost $150"
The husband replies "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead. I'm sorry but I just can't take that chance"

Too Funny!!!!!!!!