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20. Can't stick there head out of Windows 95
19. Fetch command not available on all platforms 18. Hard to read the monitor with head cocked to one side 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit 16. Can't help but attacking the screen when they hear "You've got mail" 15. Fire Hydrant icon simply frustrating 14. Involentary tail waging is a dead give away they are browsing http://www.pethouse.com 13. Keep bruising noses while trying to catch a GIF frisbee 12. Not at all fooled by Dogmore Screen Saver 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail wagging 10. Oh but they will, with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb 9. Three words: Capel Paw Syndrome 8. 'Cause dogs ain't geeks, Now cats on the other hand,, 7. Barking in next cubical sets off you voice recoginition software 6. Smell U Smell Me still in beta test 5. Sit and stay were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question 4. Saliva coated mouse gets hard to manever 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup alt.pictures.masters.leg 2. Butt sniffing more direct and more decieving than online chat rooms And the # 1 reason dogs don't use computers: 1. Tro{g0 DsA[m,bN HyAqR4Dc tGrOo TgYPmE WeljThP P;AzWqS  
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Edited by
14shadesOfgray
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Wed 08/26/09 04:17 AM
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#1 is too funny...
but I like the whole thing 
oo and #15  and #8 thats too funny!!
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20. Can't stick there head out of Windows 95 19. Fetch command not available on all platforms 18. Hard to read the monitor with head cocked to one side 17. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit 16. Can't help but attacking the screen when they hear "You've got mail" 15. Fire Hydrant icon simply frustrating 14. Involentary tail waging is a dead give away they are browsing http://www.pethouse.com 13. Keep bruising noses while trying to catch a GIF frisbee 12. Not at all fooled by Dogmore Screen Saver 11. Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail wagging 10. Oh but they will, with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb 9. Three words: Capel Paw Syndrome 8. 'Cause dogs ain't geeks, Now cats on the other hand,, 7. Barking in next cubical sets off you voice recoginition software 6. Smell U Smell Me still in beta test 5. Sit and stay were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question 4. Saliva coated mouse gets hard to manever 3. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup alt.pictures.masters.leg 2. Butt sniffing more direct and more decieving than online chat rooms And the # 1 reason dogs don't use computers: 1. Tro{g0 DsA[m,bN HyAqR4Dc tGrOo TgYPmE WeljThP P;AzWqS
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