Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54 | |
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The life of a rocker. Its a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll.
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And THAT'S if you even get there.
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Dear diary.....my dads birthday is tomorrow and I still havent gotten him anything!!! Or even my mom anything........gawwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddddddddddddddddddddd Im going to have to run around on my supper break and buy some random grocery store item like a bag of peas!!! and 123 lottery tickets!!
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Yesssssssssssssssss Im totally disorganized!!!! And I still have to plan a trip to cali and vegas and and anddddddddddddddddddddddd bahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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I think I should really buy him a Molly Maid. His house is DISGUSTING!!!! Its like bachelor hell!!!
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I think I should really buy him a Molly Maid. His house is DISGUSTING!!!! Its like bachelor hell!!! Why on Earth would you rent him some stripper maids? That ain't gonna get his house any cleaner, you know? |
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I hate birthdays!!!!
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Cant I just throw money at them?????
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How are you gonna throw beaver pelts?
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How are you gonna throw beaver pelts? |
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Just don't try throwing beaver pelts at me, as that'd REALLY hurt.
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YOU NEED PAIN!!!
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And you need some prozac. Cherry-flavored prozac, if anything.
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i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED some more Swiss Miss hot chocolate!!!!
<------runs to the cupboard!!! |
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i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED some more Swiss Miss hot chocolate!!!! <------runs to the cupboard!!! With extra prozac. |
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Soooooooooo what are you buying gypsy for her birthday??? Its on sept 4!!!
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Simple- a muzzle.
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I will be expecting dozens of gifts |
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I suppose your wrapping them all now......
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You can only use so much wrapping paper on a muzzle, you know?
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