Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 54 | |
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and I need my bum rubbed..... Just make sure you don't get all gassy while that happens. |
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Need any chores done tonite beautiful Gypsy? My knees good to go. Ummmmmmmmm ya.....I need my yard raked and my floors washed. Done and Doooooooooooone! Every leaf gonedy! I will wait out all night and make sure they all fallen from your tree! Don't want to miss a leaf! I'll get the floors when you are sleeping so I stay out of your way! |
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Need any chores done tonite beautiful Gypsy? My knees good to go. Ummmmmmmmm ya.....I need my yard raked and my floors washed. Done and Doooooooooooone! Every leaf gonedy! I will wait out all night and make sure they all fallen from your tree! Don't want to miss a leaf! I'll get the floors when you are sleeping so I stay out of your way! |
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WTH???? Moof are you jealous of my cabana boy????
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It's all free.
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Feed him what you feed the other cabana boys....the other cabana boys
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It's all free. |
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Feed him what you feed the other cabana boys....the other cabana boys |
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Wait.
I got ahead of myself. Cuz ur hot. But. Lawn raked, floors washed.... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR........ Butt shot Wednesday AND TITTY THURSDAY!! |
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So cabana boy......coming to vegas????
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Wait. I got ahead of myself. Cuz ur hot. But. Lawn raked, floors washed.... FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR........ Butt shot Wednesday AND TITTY THURSDAY!! |
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So cabana boy......coming to vegas???? Sept 25- oct 2 . Okay. I will meet you at the airport, carry your luggage. You can accompany me to a very nice lunch and let me bask in the presence of such beauty. Then I will fly back home to Iowa and be happy - knowing I met the woman of my dreams. |
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So cabana boy......coming to vegas???? Sept 25- oct 2 . Okay. I will meet you at the airport, carry your luggage. You can accompany me to a very nice lunch and let me bask in the presence of such beauty. Then I will fly back home to Iowa and be happy - knowing I met the woman of my dreams. |
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Oh geeez.....I nearly did a little vomit with THAT one...
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Oh crap!!!!
NO ONE LET ME MARRY A MIDGET ELVIS IMPERSONATOR!!!!! ITS MY BIGGEST FEAR!!! |
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Oh geeez.....I nearly did a little vomit with THAT one... |
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Oh crap!!!! NO ONE LET ME MARRY A MIDGET ELVIS IMPERSONATOR!!!!! ITS MY BIGGEST FEAR!!! Why's that? You'd STILL be marrying someone taller you, lawn troll! |
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Oh crap!!!! NO ONE LET ME MARRY A MIDGET ELVIS IMPERSONATOR!!!!! ITS MY BIGGEST FEAR!!! Why's that? You'd STILL be marrying someone taller you, lawn troll! Ok THAT"S IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cabana Boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Skitch Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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<-----sings the oompa loompa song!!!
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