Topic: I Quote..You Quote..and Mares Eat Oats..
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Mon 08/24/09 09:03 PM

"Just remember, the fish stinks from the head down."
~Grandma


I think we had the same Grandma...

"Hey? No matter what, fish and company are the same...they both start stinking after 3 days...throw 'em OUT!" laugh

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"The greatest medicine is the emptiness of...everything".

flowerforyou

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:04 PM
For the world was built in order
And the atoms march in tune;
Rhyme the pipe, and Time the warder,
The sun obeys them, and the moon.
Emerson (1803-1882)

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Mon 08/24/09 09:04 PM

"Pull my finger". -Uncle bill.


Hey? Wait sec...Uncle Bill ain't got nuttin' on me...

PULL MY FINGER! laugh

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:05 PM


The man who never
alters his opinion
is like standing water,
and breeds reptiles of the mind.

William Blake (1757-1828)

patsfan64's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:06 PM
Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering.


Teddy Roosevelt

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:06 PM
Falsehood is never so successful
as when she baits her hook with truth,
and no opinions so fastly mislead us
as those that are not wholly wrong,

as no timepieces so effectually deceive the wearer
as those that are sometimes right.

Colton (1780-1832)

(One of my favorites):thumbsup:

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:07 PM
Holding a grudge is like
being stung to death
by ONE bee.

(Confucious?):laughing:

gingin214's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:08 PM
Edited by gingin214 on Mon 08/24/09 09:09 PM
Life's a Bit@h and then you die, fu@k the wold let's all get high!
Gin :banana: drinks smokin :banana: laugh :laughing: laugh :banana: :laughing: oops

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:08 PM
Adversity breaks
the inferior man's will

but only bends
the superior man's spirit.
Outward influence is denied
the great man.

I Ching (B.C. 1150?)

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Mon 08/24/09 09:10 PM

Absence and death are the same - only that in death there is no suffering.


Teddy Roosevelt


One of my faves...honestly! How true, how true... flowerforyou

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"If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do, and I will."

~ Anonymous

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:11 PM

What does it avail you,
if of many thorns
only one be removed?

Horace (B.C. 65-8)

Quietman_2009's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:14 PM
Edited by Quietman_2009 on Mon 08/24/09 09:15 PM
"yeah and if bullfrogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts when they hop"

-Momma Quiet

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:15 PM
"Ididntdoit. Youdidntseeme. Youcantproveanything" - bart simpson.

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:16 PM
What fates impose,
that men must needs abide;

It boots not to resist
both wind and tide.

Shakespeare (1564-1616)

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:17 PM
"Life is a collection of memories. Memories are time". -Longhairbiker.

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Mon 08/24/09 09:18 PM
"Put a plug in it, would ya'...pick your orifice...any orifice will do...I really don't give a ****, well, unless you need to take a ****, then pick another one!"

MY mother! laugh

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:19 PM
"A habit of basing convictions upon evidence,
and of giving to them only that degree of certainty
which the evidence warrants,

would, if it became general,

cure most of the ills from which the world suffers."

Bertrand Russell

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:22 PM
The wheel of fortune
turns round incessantly,
and who can say to himself,
"I shall this day be uppermost."

Confucius (B.C. 551-479)

earthytaurus76's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:23 PM
You can pretend to be serious, you cant pretend to be witty.

Sasha Guitry~

Eddiemma's photo
Mon 08/24/09 09:23 PM
On the plains of hesitation
lie the bones of many millions,
Who upon the verge of victory paused,
And while resting .......
died.