My poem.
i like you good

i like you fine


now please dont sit here


and waste my time

I know you are inexperienced about sex, and have alot to know.


But please go ask your best buddy Joe


I dont like instant messages


they irritate me bad

heres the link to kama sutra


your making me mad


I am on Mingle to meet someone nice


not to get off your need for lust


and to deal with your vice


so please message someone who is a pervert like you.


Ive got a life, and things to do.

i'm not a virgin. how do i have sex?

Standing on your head, holding a banana in one hand and a cement mixer in the other.

you always do it exactly the same every time!!

Virgins message you to find out how to have sex ..lol????? Why dont they watch a porn like every other guy!

A. Sometimes we don't get the email. I have had this happen to me several times where someone sent a second email asking why I never responded to the first. Well because I didn't get it. Mingle isn't perfect.

B. People need to read profiles better. Mine, for example, states exactly what kind of emails I will NOT respond to. If you send me an email that says "ur sexi" I don't even feel remotely bad about not responding to it. Others may not spell it out as clearly as I do but if you read the profile you will see they are not interested in people who live in another country.

You guys may think its a waste of time to write out an email thinking you KNOW she will not respond, but really we need a complete sentence.... not just "ur fine, holla atcha boi"

I think insulting our intelligence like that is RUDE.

A. Sometimes we don't get the email. I have had this happen to me several times where someone sent a second email asking why I never responded to the first. Well because I didn't get it. Mingle isn't perfect.

B. People need to read profiles better. Mine, for example, states exactly what kind of emails I will NOT respond to. If you send me an email that says "ur sexi" I don't even feel remotely bad about not responding to it. Others may not spell it out as clearly as I do but if you read the profile you will see they are not interested in people who live in another country.

You guys may think its a waste of time to write out an email thinking you KNOW she will not respond, but really we need a complete sentence.... not just "ur fine, holla atcha boi"

I think insulting our intelligence like that is RUDE.

BUT ITS NICE IF THEY JUST SAY HI BACK. HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE FRIENDS BY BEING RUDE TO SOMEONE

My poem.
i like you good

i like you fine


now please dont sit here


and waste my time

I know you are inexperienced about sex, and have alot to know.


But please go ask your best buddy Joe


I dont like instant messages


they irritate me bad

heres the link to kama sutra


your making me mad


I am on Mingle to meet someone nice


not to get off your need for lust


and to deal with your vice


so please message someone who is a pervert like you.


Ive got a life, and things to do.

My other Mingle poems are here..

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/238966

i was friends with a rude guy for over a year...i thought he was ever so dreamy...

I guess earthy is SUPPOSED to say, "Oh...how cute. This boy doesn't know how to have sex....well, OF COURSE I'll have sex with you!", or some juvenile nonsense like that.
I guess they've been keeping up with the Debra LaFave, Mary Kay LeTourneau debacles...
Debra LaFave:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14499056/
(...seduced a 14 year old boy...)
(This one is especially pathetic, where LaFave tries so desperately to cast HERSELF as the victim.

Mary Kay LeToruneau:
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/psychology/marykay_letourneau/1.html
(...seduced a 13 year old boy...)
As earthy would say..."how PERVY"...

*snort*

yeah! nice threads!