Wise Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Wise Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Wise Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Wise Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Wise Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Wise Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Wise Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Wise Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the
trunk if you want to see .
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Wise Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.
Wise Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Wise Woman: Yes, here are the
registration papers.
(The officer is quite stunned.)
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not
have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

Wise Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Moral: Don't Mess With Wise Women!

They have a Method to their Madness !!!!!

very good.

Very Good

Good one