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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger!!! The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never beending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. There is a great need for sarcasm font. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walkover there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that,Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats can re cognize their own image. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. Was learning cursive really necessary? Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today Ihad to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Bad decisions make good stories |
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. That would make a wonderful country song...... 
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Folding a fitted sheet is easy. You put your fingertips into two corners, bring them together and fold one over the other. Do the same at the other end. Then you fold down the rounded corner so that it becomes a point. You then bring the ends together longways and fold and fold until you have a small square. TA DA! Folded fitted sheet.
I wish I hadn't lost the ability to come to a complete stop and enjoy the clouds like I did as a kid. Why does it annoy me to try to show someone how to do something...I always get touchy and finish doing it myself. When did I stop dancing just for the joy of it? When did we stop blushing when someone we were crushing on smiled at us? Why oh why does time seem to go so much faster now that I'm over 30? |
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thnak you for taking time to read & post
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hilarious hahahaha
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never beending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. There is a great need for sarcasm font. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". |
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You have some quite insightful thoughts there Charles!
Retards, Ro
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ANIMALS...
How does a cat instinctively know to use the litter pan, even if it's just a kitten? How do all domestic pets know exactly where the food bowl is even if you don't let them see you pour it in front of them and you hide it in another room?....along with this one, why do we humans think our animals are stupid and can't find their food bowls so we place the cat or dog directly in front of the food bowl after it's full? How does anyone REALLY know if a dog or cat sees in black and white? What kinds of dreams to animals have? WORD/COMPUTER FUN... Why is it that it's okay to sleep over but not oversleep? And how do words like WOW and MOM and DAD get created so that if you spell them backward they say the same as the do forward? Why is this _ called an underscore instead of just an underline mark? Who designed the keyboard the way they did, and why was it done this way? |
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that was great....
I have a lot of those thoughts while driving.. but on the computer..I go blank... doesn't that suck...cause before my son enlisted in the Marines....I was sharp...now I am dulllllll... yikes... At least i know my mind is really still here and u ppl are doing all the writing for me.... so sit back...read..and lmao.... xoxoxoxo |
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 Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart".
 MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger!!! The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me and consequently I will never beending a work email with the phrase "Regards" again. Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. There is a great need for sarcasm font. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what was going on when I first saw it. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. The other night I hit a new low at an open bar. I had already hopped on highway blackout when, inevitably I had to find a bathroom. Eventually I decided it was probably on the other side of the bar so I tried to walkover there, but ran into a guy coming the other way. We played that,Both go left, Both go right game to no avail, so I finally put out my hand to guide myself past and that's is when I realized, yup, that's a mirror I just tried to walk through. And the guy on the other side is me. Even cats can re cognize their own image. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. Was learning cursive really necessary? Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying. Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today Ihad to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies" While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. Bad decisions make good stories 
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I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. That would make a wonderful country song......
and very true
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OMG Charles this is hilarious and after the last few days I have had....really needed the laugh!
I live on the second floor of my building with no elevator so I am guilty of carry 10 bags on one arm and one or two on the other ( that arm needs to be able to swing in order to keep my balance)
I think that fine line between boredom and hunger affects millions of men, women and children. I love the bar mirror story....funny thing is I do not drink so when I go out with friends I always have the funniest stories since no one else remembers what they have done and I always have my camera on me which only means that sometimes there is proof of some of the stupid chit they have done
YIKES!!! you text while driving..........that is almost as bad as seeing some lady apply mascara while driving 
I could never figure out the fitted sheet fold either so I grab the corners fold it as much as possible and then do the frustrated roll with it
WE really do need a sarcasm emoticon....sure would save alot of problems
OMG how funny would that be to have our best friend run in and delete all the history of the computer..........I can see my kids faces now.....Erin running and saying wait I gotta do this
Are you afraid if you drive over that banana peel that all of a sudden your car will start spinning 360 degrees and you will be saying dab nabit
Mapquest doesn't even have the right exit numbers for our portion of I-80 (the state made new numbers about 3 years ago) so I get confused anyway
Thanks for the laughs (((((CHARLES)))))  
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OMG how funny would that be to have our best friend run in and delete all the history of the computer..........I can see my kids faces now.....Erin running and saying wait I gotta do this
The funniest part of the story being what I will have to go thru just to get to the computer (climbing up fire escapes & balconies!)
And my dear, I know I can count on you for the same, right????  Actually... forget needing to be dead.. come delete if I'm gonna be out of town/commission for a few days! 
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these were great {{{{{{{{Charles}}}}}}}
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OMG how funny would that be to have our best friend run in and delete all the history of the computer..........I can see my kids faces now.....Erin running and saying wait I gotta do this
The funniest part of the story being what I will have to go thru just to get to the computer (climbing up fire escapes & balconies!)
And my dear, I know I can count on you for the same, right???? Actually... forget needing to be dead.. come delete if I'm gonna be out of town/commission for a few days!
OH and lets not forget about the IM's, text messages and call history on the cell phone either
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OMG how funny would that be to have our best friend run in and delete all the history of the computer..........I can see my kids faces now.....Erin running and saying wait I gotta do this
The funniest part of the story being what I will have to go thru just to get to the computer (climbing up fire escapes & balconies!)
And my dear, I know I can count on you for the same, right???? Actually... forget needing to be dead.. come delete if I'm gonna be out of town/commission for a few days!
OH and lets not forget about the IM's, text messages and call history on the cell phone either
OMG! Yes... exactly! You soooooooo rock Miss Patti
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OMG how funny would that be to have our best friend run in and delete all the history of the computer..........I can see my kids faces now.....Erin running and saying wait I gotta do this
The funniest part of the story being what I will have to go thru just to get to the computer (climbing up fire escapes & balconies!)
And my dear, I know I can count on you for the same, right???? Actually... forget needing to be dead.. come delete if I'm gonna be out of town/commission for a few days!
OH and lets not forget about the IM's, text messages and call history on the cell phone either
OMG! Yes... exactly! You soooooooo rock Miss Patti
I can hear it now..."who EXACTLY is so and so and why his he texting HER"
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Well, as far as the IM's, text messages, e-mails, if there's something in there that is that important, the authorities can still get it. I think that they can on a computer, too, if it's that important, and if they get a proficient enough computer geek. But for most people, just getting rid of the history on your PC or laptop, and your phone, best friend deleting it would be sufficient. Your family and close friends have had enough of a shock by that point, just from losing you, tha tthey don't need to lose their illusions of who they think you are, too.
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plk1966, you must be from PA. I grew up there, and I remember that the exits were numerical, not according to mile markers. But the last few times that I've been there, they were numbered according to mile markers.
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