Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 53 | |
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Nothing is good but I have too many outfits!!! And I rarely get a friday night off!!!
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kewl, dress slutty then.........
and have a ball ! |
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Im thinking.......steak, lobster, red wine.............
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Im thinking of a yaucht.......Im thinking of water.......Im thinking........too much.
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and Im thinking about california.........and vegas.........and and andddddddddddddddd...........
I need to buy more clothes!!! |
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and Im thinking......I should buy my dad a birthday gift.
And Im thinking I should buy my mom a birthday gift. What do you get someone who is alive/dead? |
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a cheap hooker ....
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Hast du etwas Zeit fur michDann singe ich ein Lied fur dichVon 99 LuftballonsAuf ihrem Weg zum HorizontDenkst du vielleicht g' rad an michDann singe ich ein Lied fur dichVon 99 LuftballonsUnd dass sowas von sowas kommt99 LuftballonsAuf ihrem Weg zum HorizontHilet man fur Ufos aus dem AllDarum schickte ein General'Ne Fliegerstafell hinterherAlarm zu geben, wenn' s si warDabei war' n da am HorizontNur 99 Luftballons99 DusenjagerJeder war ein grosser KriegerHielten zich fur Captain KirkDas gab ein grosses FeuerwerkDie Nachbarn haben nichts gerafftUnd fuhlten sucg gleich angemachtDabei schoss man am HorizontAuf 99 Luftballons99 KriegsministerStreichholz und BenzinkanisterHielten sich fur schlaue LeuteWitterten schon fette BeuteRiefen: Kring und wollten Machtmann, wer hatte das gedachtDass es einmal soweit kommtWegen 99 Luftballons99 Jahre KriegLiessen keine Platz fur SiegerKriegsminister gibt' s nicht mehrUnd auch keine DusenfliegerHeute zieh ich meine RundenSeh' die Welt in Trummern liegenHab' 'nen Luftballon gefundenDenk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen
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a cheap hooker .... |
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or even a gift card to HOME DEPOT!!! Or......blahhhhhhhh I dunno. Men are so hard to buy for!!
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that song was about getting out of germany and going over the wall !!!!!
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that song was about getting out of germany and going over the wall !!!!! |
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or even a gift card to HOME DEPOT!!! Or......blahhhhhhhh I dunno. Men are so hard to buy for!! |
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I just got 2 direct ATTACKS!!!!
R U READY TO RUMBLE??????????????? |
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or even a gift card to HOME DEPOT!!! Or......blahhhhhhhh I dunno. Men are so hard to buy for!! |
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ya like he decided to enclose his deck. He put a roof on it and windows all around without INSULATING!!! Its a FREAKING SAUNA IN THERE!!! And refuses to put a table outside under a tree.....
It was 104 on his enclosed deck........great bbq~~~ Yet.....he wouldnt admit he was HOT!!! |
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lol, but it's what he wanted ..........
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I think he is turning SENILE!!!
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The other day I went to my son's.....and he friend shawn was totally stoned out of his mind. I told my dad......that shawn was stoned. He says......"Ohhhhhh shawns always stoned"
Ok gramps......if shawn is stoned, then dont you think your precious grandson........is STONED TOO??? |
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