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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 53
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Fri 08/21/09 10:54 AM
Nothing is good but I have too many outfits!!! And I rarely get a friday night off!!!drinker

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Fri 08/21/09 10:57 AM
kewl, dress slutty then.........
and have a ball !:banana: pitchfork :banana:

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Fri 08/21/09 10:57 AM
Im thinking.......steak, lobster, red wine.............bigsmile

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Fri 08/21/09 10:58 AM
Im thinking of a yaucht.......Im thinking of water.......Im thinking........too much.

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Fri 08/21/09 10:59 AM
and Im thinking about california.........and vegas.........and and andddddddddddddddd...........


I need to buy more clothes!!!noway laugh

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Fri 08/21/09 11:05 AM
and Im thinking......I should buy my dad a birthday gift.

And Im thinking I should buy my mom a birthday gift. What do you get someone who is alive/dead?


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Fri 08/21/09 11:08 AM
a cheap hooker ....:banana:

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Fri 08/21/09 11:12 AM
Hast du etwas Zeit fur michDann singe ich ein Lied fur dichVon 99 LuftballonsAuf ihrem Weg zum HorizontDenkst du vielleicht g' rad an michDann singe ich ein Lied fur dichVon 99 LuftballonsUnd dass sowas von sowas kommt99 LuftballonsAuf ihrem Weg zum HorizontHilet man fur Ufos aus dem AllDarum schickte ein General'Ne Fliegerstafell hinterherAlarm zu geben, wenn' s si warDabei war' n da am HorizontNur 99 Luftballons99 DusenjagerJeder war ein grosser KriegerHielten zich fur Captain KirkDas gab ein grosses FeuerwerkDie Nachbarn haben nichts gerafftUnd fuhlten sucg gleich angemachtDabei schoss man am HorizontAuf 99 Luftballons99 KriegsministerStreichholz und BenzinkanisterHielten sich fur schlaue LeuteWitterten schon fette BeuteRiefen: Kring und wollten Machtmann, wer hatte das gedachtDass es einmal soweit kommtWegen 99 Luftballons99 Jahre KriegLiessen keine Platz fur SiegerKriegsminister gibt' s nicht mehrUnd auch keine DusenfliegerHeute zieh ich meine RundenSeh' die Welt in Trummern liegenHab' 'nen Luftballon gefundenDenk' an dich und lass' ihn fliegen:banana:

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Fri 08/21/09 11:12 AM

a cheap hooker ....:banana:
I was thinking beer....drinks

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Fri 08/21/09 11:13 AM
or even a gift card to HOME DEPOT!!!noway Or......blahhhhhhhh I dunno. Men are so hard to buy for!!frustrated

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Fri 08/21/09 11:13 AM
that song was about getting out of germany and going over the wall !!!!!

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Fri 08/21/09 11:14 AM

that song was about getting out of germany and going over the wall !!!!!
Ja!!!!drinker

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Fri 08/21/09 11:16 AM

or even a gift card to HOME DEPOT!!!noway Or......blahhhhhhhh I dunno. Men are so hard to buy for!!frustrated
does he like wood working ????? or do it yourself thing's ???? if so then home depot would be the way to go !

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Fri 08/21/09 11:21 AM
I just got 2 direct ATTACKS!!!!


R U READY TO RUMBLE???????????????pitchfork glasses

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Fri 08/21/09 11:21 AM


or even a gift card to HOME DEPOT!!!noway Or......blahhhhhhhh I dunno. Men are so hard to buy for!!frustrated
does he like wood working ????? or do it yourself thing's ???? if so then home depot would be the way to go !
Uhhhhhhhh he thinks he can build things but......noway laugh noway

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Fri 08/21/09 11:23 AM
laugh

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Fri 08/21/09 11:26 AM
ya like he decided to enclose his deck. He put a roof on it and windows all around without INSULATING!!! Its a FREAKING SAUNA IN THERE!!!slaphead And refuses to put a table outside under a tree.....slaphead

It was 104 on his enclosed deck........great bbq~~~frustrated noway laugh

Yet.....he wouldnt admit he was HOT!!!slaphead

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Fri 08/21/09 11:28 AM
lol, but it's what he wanted ..........

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Fri 08/21/09 11:28 AM
I think he is turning SENILE!!!slaphead

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Fri 08/21/09 11:29 AM
The other day I went to my son's.....and he friend shawn was totally stoned out of his mind. I told my dad......that shawn was stoned. He says......"Ohhhhhh shawns always stoned"slaphead

Ok gramps......if shawn is stoned, then dont you think your precious grandson........is STONED TOO???slaphead

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