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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 53 | |
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You can always tell when someone loves you........by the way they sleep in your purse!!!!
  I wonder if Romeo would fit in my purse??? 
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If he doesn't take a dump in there, first.
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If he doesn't take a dump in there, first.  
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dear diary.........there is sooooooooooo much male sex going on here its RETARDED!!!!
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dear diary......I jsut burnt my azzzzzzzzz and my foot. Dont ask!!!
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Edited by
daytime
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Mon 08/24/09 01:40 AM
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Dear diary........I feel numb  A younger patient where I work who had M.S. accidently asphyxiated herself and died. She had no upper body strength, and slumped over and couldnt lift herself to breathe. I fed her every night for about a year. We used to joke around and she would tell me about her travels to Europe when she was younger and I would tell her of my travels. And we would talk about sex, and love and all the other stuff people talk about..... I just feel numb......and I cant even cry. I cant believe she is dead. And the big wigs showed up tonight after this happened. Makes me think......who will get blamed for this one???  I feel numb everytime I work with a patient and they die. Sometimes it is unexpected, I just did not think they would go that fast. I am off for a few days and I come back and they have passed. Their bed is empty and all the photo's from their bullentin boards are gone. No one mentions their name anymore.  |
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This one was special.......we were friends. I just seen her and 2 hours later.....
You know what they look like.... This one is a hard one for me. And yet......I cant cry........still. Maybe Ive lost all feelings. Its easier that way..... |
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This one was special.......we were friends. I just seen her and 2 hours later..... You know what they look like.... This one is a hard one for me. And yet......I cant cry........still. Maybe Ive lost all feelings. Its easier that way..... The special ones are very tough, it will take time to absorb the fact that they are really gone. 
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Thanks for listening daytime...........I think Im going to go to bed.......
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I could try putting my dog in my purse, he is not miniature enough the purse would be destroyed.
I do not have a cat. 
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Edited by
daytime
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Mon 08/24/09 01:52 AM
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Goodnight. Sorry you had a rough shift,
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Good morning , good afternoon and good evening ... should cover everyone SOMEWHERE out there
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Oh wow.....Kelowna has 2 cases of the west nile virus. Apparantly we need to stay away from mosquitoes???
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what next???
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dear diary......I jsut burnt my azzzzzzzzz and my foot. Dont ask!!! I just have to......... 
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First contact on North America, a Catholic priest is trying to converse with a native chief after they land and feast in the native village.
They are walking along a path when they come upon a couple making love beside the trail, they are two pilgrims from the priest's ship. The chief manages to ask the priest ' what are they doing ' Being a priest and not wanting to say they are having sex, and thinking as fast as he can, the priest quickly says, ' he is riding a bicycle '. Oh, o.k. the chief says. Walking farther along they come upon a Brave and a native woman making love beside the trail. Before the priest could do or say anything, the chief pulls an arrow out of his quiver and shoots the brave in the back. In utter astonishment and shock, the priest asks the chief. ' Why did you do that ' The chief looks at the priest with disgust on his face and says ' my bicycle ' |
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