Two doctors in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a new
nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They interviewed
Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her. She had only worked two days when
one doctor called the other to His office and said that they would have
to let Nurse Nancy go. "Why, we just hired her?"
"Well, I think she is dyslexic and gets things backward. I told her to
give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hours, but she gave
him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. I told her to give
Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one
hour."
The doctor have barely finished His reasons when the other doctor rushed
out of the room. "Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor
asked. "I have to catch her!, I just instructed her to prick Mr. Hill`s
Boil!"

lmao....thats was funny!!!!

OMG-Tom that was great!

2 thumbs up on that one!!!!!

and people say I should be more willing to go into the doctors office,
lol...

I will recycle this one..... I promise.