Topic: Dreading new neighbor
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Tue 08/18/09 03:50 PM
Edited by keith1916 on Tue 08/18/09 03:50 PM
earthytaurus76 your so funnyflowerforyou i am sat here with my brother and we have both got tears laughing so much at them picturesdrinker cheers..all you americans are madlaugh :thumbsup:

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Tue 08/18/09 03:50 PM




I about peed my pants and I am at work!!noway laugh


Well now that might turn off many of those hot women you work with!
OR MAYBE........NEVER MIND!!bigsmile bigsmile :tongue:



That's just gross! LOLOLOL
where is YOUR mind at? I meant Id NEVER turn them off, they keep me going here!!noway laugh :banana:

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Tue 08/18/09 03:51 PM

The best way to deliver an elbow blow to someone's face is to have your back to them, and when the moment arrives, put your one fist over your other fist, and deliver a crashing rearward blow to the nose, throat, ear, or eyes. Repeat as many times as needed/wanted for the desired effect.

FYI, for your safety. :wink:


Will get right to practicing. I have a very pointy elbow, will that help?

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Tue 08/18/09 03:51 PM


I live at the end of a dirt/gravel road in a very small well maintained trailer park. My old neighbor remarried and moved into his wife's home. He recently sold his trailer, He asked me to come over to see if I wanted any of the tv's and some other stuff that was otherwise being tossed...

The new owner was also there. When we were introduced and I offered my hand to shake, he said "do you fool around?" I yanked my hand back before contact was made. For the next few mins that I was there he kept trying to make eye contact AND TOUCH MY ARM. He also asked me if I drink.

Later I learned that he is an all day every day beer drinker, that he is married to a very mousy women (wonder why)and that they (he probably) were evicted from the last trailer park they lived in.

I can not believe that I am going to be neighbors with a man who thinks his comments are a fine and dandy way to greet a total stranger. I see 911 in my future! They were there today and it icked me out, there goes the neighborhood.


Well Dan n I had a bit of an encounter with his neighbour while i was there last week!

We were sitting, myself, Dan, his flatmate and my son, listening to some music and chatting/laughing. The door went and it was the neighbour, insisting she should join us, and how they should invite her if they have a party, and went to get beer when Dan stopped her and said "No, u cant come in"

When Dan came back, he was a lil ticked off at her persistence, and i commented on how i thought she was a bit sad for inviting herself while her kids stayed next door. Then about 5/10 mins later, the door went again, but this time it was a note, saying that "if we were gonna talk about someone, to shut the windows"! and she also said "am i sad" on the other side of the note! I felt bad at first, but then she mustve been listening thru the wall or summit!

Dans flatmate went to speak to her, and she kept him there for half n hour lol!

Thats gonna be my next door neighbour! lol!






maybe you should have her over for tea and add a bit of something "extra special" to it?:wink:

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Tue 08/18/09 03:51 PM
Threesome?





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Tue 08/18/09 03:52 PM

earthytaurus76 your so funnyflowerforyou i am sat here with my brother and we have both got tears laughing so much at them picturesdrinker cheers..all you americans are madlaugh :thumbsup:


haha but WAIT!! theres more... :tongue: laugh :wink:

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Tue 08/18/09 03:52 PM

Threesome?





stop it i will piss my pantslaugh

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Tue 08/18/09 03:53 PM
Noones gettin in heya.



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Tue 08/18/09 03:54 PM


I live at the end of a dirt/gravel road in a very small well maintained trailer park. My old neighbor remarried and moved into his wife's home. He recently sold his trailer, He asked me to come over to see if I wanted any of the tv's and some other stuff that was otherwise being tossed...

The new owner was also there. When we were introduced and I offered my hand to shake, he said "do you fool around?" I yanked my hand back before contact was made. For the next few mins that I was there he kept trying to make eye contact AND TOUCH MY ARM. He also asked me if I drink.

Later I learned that he is an all day every day beer drinker, that he is married to a very mousy women (wonder why)and that they (he probably) were evicted from the last trailer park they lived in.

I can not believe that I am going to be neighbors with a man who thinks his comments are a fine and dandy way to greet a total stranger. I see 911 in my future! They were there today and it icked me out, there goes the neighborhood.


Well Dan n I had a bit of an encounter with his neighbour while i was there last week!

We were sitting, myself, Dan, his flatmate and my son, listening to some music and chatting/laughing. The door went and it was the neighbour, insisting she should join us, and how they should invite her if they have a party, and went to get beer when Dan stopped her and said "No, u cant come in"

When Dan came back, he was a lil ticked off at her persistence, and i commented on how i thought she was a bit sad for inviting herself while her kids stayed next door. Then about 5/10 mins later, the door went again, but this time it was a note, saying that "if we were gonna talk about someone, to shut the windows"! and she also said "am i sad" on the other side of the note! I felt bad at first, but then she mustve been listening thru the wall or summit!

Dans flatmate went to speak to her, and she kept him there for half n hour lol!

Thats gonna be my next door neighbour! lol!







Oh I am so sorry! Whatever you do don't be to nice - it will only encourage her. She sounds like a very lonely soul but still that does not give her the right to invite herself over and then eavesdrop!!

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Tue 08/18/09 03:55 PM
Fer me?


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Tue 08/18/09 03:55 PM

Threesome?





God now I know how my supervisor came from!!noway laugh

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Tue 08/18/09 03:55 PM





I about peed my pants and I am at work!!noway laugh


Well now that might turn off many of those hot women you work with!
OR MAYBE........NEVER MIND!!bigsmile bigsmile :tongue:



That's just gross! LOLOLOL
where is YOUR mind at? I meant Id NEVER turn them off, they keep me going here!!noway laugh :banana:



I know they do!!!

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Tue 08/18/09 03:57 PM
I TOLD ya Im gonna win me a race and GET that GIRL!


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Tue 08/18/09 03:57 PM
Stop it i am craying that much i cant SEE MY PC SCREENflowerforyou

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Tue 08/18/09 03:58 PM

earthytaurus76 your so funnyflowerforyou i am sat here with my brother and we have both got tears laughing so much at them picturesdrinker cheers..all you americans are madlaugh :thumbsup:


Well I am sort of uselessly mad at my old neighbor for selling to this guy, we were friendly as neighbors go and he knows I live here alone. Guess the money was more important than protecting the quality of the street he and his late wife lived on for 35 or more years and raised their family on.

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Tue 08/18/09 03:59 PM



I live at the end of a dirt/gravel road in a very small well maintained trailer park. My old neighbor remarried and moved into his wife's home. He recently sold his trailer, He asked me to come over to see if I wanted any of the tv's and some other stuff that was otherwise being tossed...

The new owner was also there. When we were introduced and I offered my hand to shake, he said "do you fool around?" I yanked my hand back before contact was made. For the next few mins that I was there he kept trying to make eye contact AND TOUCH MY ARM. He also asked me if I drink.

Later I learned that he is an all day every day beer drinker, that he is married to a very mousy women (wonder why)and that they (he probably) were evicted from the last trailer park they lived in.

I can not believe that I am going to be neighbors with a man who thinks his comments are a fine and dandy way to greet a total stranger. I see 911 in my future! They were there today and it icked me out, there goes the neighborhood.


Well Dan n I had a bit of an encounter with his neighbour while i was there last week!

We were sitting, myself, Dan, his flatmate and my son, listening to some music and chatting/laughing. The door went and it was the neighbour, insisting she should join us, and how they should invite her if they have a party, and went to get beer when Dan stopped her and said "No, u cant come in"

When Dan came back, he was a lil ticked off at her persistence, and i commented on how i thought she was a bit sad for inviting herself while her kids stayed next door. Then about 5/10 mins later, the door went again, but this time it was a note, saying that "if we were gonna talk about someone, to shut the windows"! and she also said "am i sad" on the other side of the note! I felt bad at first, but then she mustve been listening thru the wall or summit!

Dans flatmate went to speak to her, and she kept him there for half n hour lol!

Thats gonna be my next door neighbour! lol!







Oh I am so sorry! Whatever you do don't be to nice - it will only encourage her. She sounds like a very lonely soul but still that does not give her the right to invite herself over and then eavesdrop!!



She is bad news, there is no way she is ever going to come into my apartment, ever!

I met her once before, and that was enough. This time just put the icing on the cake, i dont want anything to do with her.

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Tue 08/18/09 03:59 PM

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Tue 08/18/09 04:01 PM
Motor home.


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Tue 08/18/09 04:02 PM
Little swish in my state-of the art hot tub?



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Tue 08/18/09 04:02 PM
earthytaurus76flowerforyou thank you you have made my nightflowerforyou our eyes are so sore laugh