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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 52
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/19/09 11:43 PM
it's long antennae searching your sheets clicking an skittering across your floor

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 11:43 PM
Dear diary.......I hope it doesnt go in my mouth while I sleep. Thats one of my greatest fears.........BUGS IN MY MOUTH!! Or up ur nose or in ur ears... Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 11:44 PM
it's long antennae searching your sheets clicking an skittering across your floor HAHAHAAAAAAAAA Im gonna get you back!!! <------sends same bug in mysterious "package" to purple!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/19/09 11:47 PM


purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/19/09 11:49 PM
just get mad an go murder it !!! YOUR HOUSE !! YOUR YARD !!!! GRRRRRRR it's gone , I herd the bug meeting had been moved up the road and down the hill over on the other side

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 11:51 PM
Awwwwwwwwwww I just opened the door and black ferral cat wants in again........Awwwwwwwwwwww

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Wed 08/19/09 11:53 PM
Bugs also like to lay their eggs in your ear canals. That way, they'll be all wriggling out your ears when the time is right. IF they haven't eaten away at your brains first.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/19/09 11:53 PM
aaaaaw kitty well it's not cold outside it prolly wants love poor kitty

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/19/09 11:54 PM
yes ears make great birth canals for insects , arachnids and other creepy things

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Wed 08/19/09 11:54 PM
Dear Diary; You know how I always say that my job is easy....well I wish it was. Since I was promoted I have turned into a damn babysitter for 2nd shift. I ask one person to help me, and he wanders off. RAWR!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/19/09 11:56 PM
baby sitter ? like for a kid or baby?? be a mentor it will be good for you !! your getting paid right ?? thats the main thing just gotta find away to make it not seem so bad

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 11:56 PM
Bugs also like to lay their eggs in your ear canals. That way, they'll be all wriggling out your ears when the time is right. IF they haven't eaten away at your brains first. The bugs are OUTSIDE!!!! And my cats would kill anything around my face....they sleep around my head!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 08/19/09 11:57 PM
Dear Diary; You know how I always say that my job is easy....well I wish it was. Since I was promoted I have turned into a damn babysitter for 2nd shift. I ask one person to help me, and he wanders off. RAWR! Did you show him your man boobs????

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 08/19/09 11:59 PM
Bugs also like to lay their eggs in your ear canals. That way, they'll be all wriggling out your ears when the time is right. IF they haven't eaten away at your brains first. The bugs are OUTSIDE!!!! And my cats would kill anything around my face....they sleep around my head!!! that's right !!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:00 AM
<-----looks left towards the door!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 08/20/09 12:03 AM
go out there with some hair spray an a lighter an NAPALM the lil bugger!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:03 AM
go out there with some hair spray an a lighter an NAPALM the lil bugger!! It disappeared and that freaking cat wanted in again. I just put some cat food out.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 08/20/09 12:05 AM
well maybe good kitty told the bug to go away an it's gonna have a lil snack an go to the cat meeting

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Thu 08/20/09 12:05 AM
Bugs also like to lay their eggs in your ear canals. That way, they'll be all wriggling out your ears when the time is right. IF they haven't eaten away at your brains first. The bugs are OUTSIDE!!!! And my cats would kill anything around my face....they sleep around my head!!! They're probably the ones putting the bugs in your ear canals.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 08/20/09 12:05 AM
well maybe good kitty told the bug to go away an it's gonna have a lil snack an go to the cat meeting I think he ate the bug!!!! Poor kitty doesnt look anything like he used to.