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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 52 | |
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hMMMMMMM lets see what I have in there.........
Latex gloves ibuprophen aerius various tanning bed candy 789789 pens date book gum.....2 kinds pic comb credit cards money ID keys cell hand lotion eye liner lipstick lip gloss 1 fabulous tampon  and a rock |
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No spiders.........
YET!!! 
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Dear diary........wasssssssssssup with all these women with GIGANTIC MAMMARY GLANDS!!!
 Where was I when they were handing them out??? 
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<<---dumps purse contents on floor Vacuum in hand
 hmmm pens lip gloss wallet cell phone ID tissue one glorious tampon 40065789 lighters semi dead spider tissue keys hair clips hair elastics troll numchucks photos shoes hat hoodie can opener hand lotion basket ball phone book Italian foot ball team papers * Bonus ...theres a joint in there!!  celery milk frozen turkey febreeze frying pan gas station attendant coupons |
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BARBER:
I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree, as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. The Giant Redwood. The Larch. The Fir! The mighty Scots Pine! The lofty flowering Cherry! The plucky little Apsen! The limping Roo tree of Nigeria. The towering Wattle of Aldershot! The Maidenhead Weeping Water Plant! The naughty Leicestershire Flashing Oak! The flatulent Elm of West Ruislip! The Quercus Maximus Bamber Gascoigni! The Epigillus! The Barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing! [singing] I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day. MOUNTIES: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch. He goes to the lavatory. On Wednesdays he goes shopping And has buttered scones for tea. He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps. He likes to press wild flowers. He puts on women's clothing And hangs around in bars?! He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. BARBER: I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Papa. MOUNTIES: He cuts down trees. He wears high heels, Suspendies, and a bra?! [talking] What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My! And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!... [singing] He's a lumberjack, and he's okay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay. He sleeps all night and he works all day. 
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<<---dumps purse contents on floor Vacuum in hand hmmm pens lip gloss wallet cell phone ID tissue one glorious tampon 40065789 lighters semi dead spider tissue keys hair clips hair elastics troll numchucks photos shoes hat hoodie can opener hand lotion basket ball phone book Italian foot ball team papers * Bonus ...theres a joint in there!! celery milk frozen turkey febreeze frying pan gas station attendant coupons 
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help your self !
its only a couple of months old 
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I see tuna
I see france I see chevy's underpants!!! 
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I see Bob I see Guido sure would hate to see them in their SPEEDO!!
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I see Larry
I see Stan I see the UNDERWEAR MAN!!
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Edited by
purplecat
on
Tue 08/18/09 11:01 AM
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I see Semour I see the Grinch
I don wanna see their GINCH!!
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I see Bob
I see Andy why is he wearing a hello kitty panty???
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I seee Jimmy I seee Tex
wonder whens the last time the had any sex 
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Dear diary.........Ive decided to marry Tommy Lee......based solely on the size of his penish!!!
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I see Bob I see Andy why is he wearing a hello kitty panty??? I musta left them there 
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I see john
I see mark what is that........a skid ....bark?
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the streaks where brown the smears where yellow
surely not a very clean fellow  
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Gonchies here
Gonchies there why do I have so many man underwear??? |
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when up on the roof arouse such a clatter
I threw him some shorts to contain the splatter when what before my wondering eyes should appear Mr Hanky on a sleigh an a giant pooo smear
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I do not know
If it is a curse what is that a bum hair wafting from my purse??? |
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