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Presidential candidate Barack Obama was visiting a
>>>> primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the >>>> middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The >>>> teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead >>>> the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious democratic >>>> presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a >>>> 'tragedy'. >>>> > >>>> > One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best >>>> friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor >>>> runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' >>>> > >>>> > 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an >>>> accident.' >>>> > >>>> > A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus >>>> carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, >>>> that would be a tragedy.' >>>> > >>>> > 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. >>>> 'That's what we would call great loss.' >>>> > >>>> > The room went silent. No other children volunteered. >>>> Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me >>>> an example of a tragedy?' >>>> > >>>> > Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised >>>> his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and >>>> Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to >>>> smithereens that would be a tragedy.' >>>> > >>>> > 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's >>>> right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' >>>> > >>>> > 'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be >>>> a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... And it >>>> probably wouldn't be an accident either. >>> >>> |
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Presidential candidate Barack Obama was visiting a >>>> primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the >>>> middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The >>>> teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead >>>> the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious democratic >>>> presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a >>>> 'tragedy'. >>>> > >>>> > One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best >>>> friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor >>>> runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.' >>>> > >>>> > 'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an >>>> accident.' >>>> > >>>> > A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus >>>> carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, >>>> that would be a tragedy.' >>>> > >>>> > 'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. >>>> 'That's what we would call great loss.' >>>> > >>>> > The room went silent. No other children volunteered. >>>> Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me >>>> an example of a tragedy?' >>>> > >>>> > Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised >>>> his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and >>>> Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to >>>> smithereens that would be a tragedy.' >>>> > >>>> > 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's >>>> right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' >>>> > >>>> > 'Well,' says Little Johnny, 'It has to be >>>> a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss... And it >>>> probably wouldn't be an accident either. >>> >>> |
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