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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" was not originated by Tom Waits or WC Fields. It was first said by American poet (and member of the Algonquin Wits) Dorothy Parker
Now, I'd always attributed this great line to Tom Waits because I heard him deliver it to Martin Mull on the America2Night show, which was a series saterizing late night shows, with Fred Willard as second bannana. But I am not surprised it was Dorothy Parker. Dorothy also said this, which I also treasure: "I always enjoy a martini, but only two at the most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under the host." |
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" was not originated by Tom Waits or WC Fields. It was first said by American poet (and member of the Algonquin Wits) Dorothy Parker Now, I'd always attributed this great line to Tom Waits because I heard him deliver it to Martin Mull on the America2Night show, which was a series saterizing late night shows, with Fred Willard as second bannana. But I am not surprised it was Dorothy Parker. Dorothy also said this, which I also treasure: "I always enjoy a martini, but only two at the most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under the host." 
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" was not originated by Tom Waits or WC Fields. It was first said by American poet (and member of the Algonquin Wits) Dorothy Parker Now, I'd always attributed this great line to Tom Waits because I heard him deliver it to Martin Mull on the America2Night show, which was a series saterizing late night shows, with Fred Willard as second bannana. But I am not surprised it was Dorothy Parker. Dorothy also said this, which I also treasure: "I always enjoy a martini, but only two at the most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under the host." You are lucky after three I am any body's The worst is the morning after when you say to yourself "she looked great last night. How that happened?" 
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