A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired
of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are
perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes
really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she
is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work,
she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices
that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather
jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her
if she is OK. She replies yes.



He asks what she is doing and she replies that she
wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women
are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.



He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.

She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
said . .


You'll love this .

Yep! I know you will . .



"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"

LOL

Thats a Good one because i saw one of my customers that much have read
the same directions, i showed up and she was wearing a Suit & Rain
coat..

A Masters Touch Painting
Broomfield, CO
www.amasterstouchpainting.com