Mingpostlitus as the condition is known

A rare kind of disease?

...and I thought I was the only one!
I've carried this secret burden since, well...since whenever the heck I joined!
The orange type on a black background...all the "smileys"...the annoying sex-site advertising...the "Popeye guy"...dude with a KFC bucket on his head...modelas' disguise in her profile pic...oh, and "you have six matches", which I click on, only to find I have none!
I admit it, da**it! I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM HERE...
I think my friends and family are planning an "intervention" for me!

I'm so addicted,I don't even find time to groom. I look like Howard Hughes at the end of his life. be seeing you

unfortunately no cure just found yet however research continues through a vaccine called Mutual Match
Unfortunately not enough volunteers are found for clinical trials. I will volunteer if you would.